Poll: im bored...

[UnwishedGunz]

i finished all my work in computer class now im just on the computer and as you can tell i am very bored so...tell me the most funniest joke you know

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Umm.

I can't think of any that aren't horribly offensive. Did you being bored really need a thread though? Couldn't you have Googled "jokes" or something?

I voted left-hand Kirby.

 

[Sewer Rat]

I did not realize that boredom was a valid excuse for trolling.
Okay maybe that was a little cruel but I cannot think of any good jokes at the moment.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Hey! Hey! I've got one! What do you get when you mix an idea for a "______est something" thread and the search bar?

This-
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.117707

It's still a new thread.

 

[timmytom1]

Left handed people FTW!!!

 

[UnwishedGunz]

Umm.

I can't think of any that aren't horribly offensive. Did you being bored really need a thread though? Couldn't you have Googled "jokes" or something?

I voted left-hand Kirby.

i could but google sucks

 

[Kuchinawa212]

You could try another serch engine like Ask.com or something

 

[MasterStratus]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Funny+jokes

Here are your jokes, just like you asked.

 

[0p3rati0n]

Umm.

I can't think of any that aren't horribly offensive. Did you being bored really need a thread though? Couldn't you have Googled "jokes" or something?

I voted left-hand Kirby.

i could but google sucks

yahoo then

 

[Abedeus]

Google your name for half an hour.

Or you can spray a paint on your crotch and set it on fire. Might not be the best idea ever, but you won't be bored for at least a day.

 

[Lukeje]

Knock Knock.

 

[NotAPie]

Google your name for half an hour.

Or you can spray a paint on your crotch and set it on fire. Might not be the best idea ever, but you won't be bored for at least a day.

Goodness, Great balls of fi-*gets shot*
I had to I just had to make that corny horrible joke.
Forgive me.

 

[NotAPie]

Knock Knock.

...
Whos there?

 

[Zorg Machine]

I can't believe I have to explain this to people. www.bored.com

 

[Lukeje]

Knock Knock.

...
Whos there?

Somebody who can't be arsed thinking up a witty response.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Knock Knock.

...
Whos there?

Somebody who can't be arsed thinking up a witty response.

Somebody who can't be arsed thinking up a witty response who?

 

[Gamer137]

You said "most funniest." That's funny. You made your own joke.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Im bored too. I know what to do. I can press that big red button under your name.


Comeon this thread has been done so many times. Isn't it common sense that someone would have done such a general thread

 

[Lukeje]

Knock Knock.

...
Whos there?

Somebody who can't be arsed thinking up a witty response.

Somebody who can't be arsed thinking up a witty response who?

All right, I'll admit it. I'm actually that chicken from just across the road. I heard a funny joke and I thought I'd tell it to you; a Priest, an Irishman and a blonde were all sat at a bar. The barman looks round and says "What is this? Some kind of joke?".

 

[UnwishedGunz]

how bout this 2 people walk into a bar the first guy says hey why the long face the 2nd guy says ...hey why dont you shut up before i kick you in the balls and a magical 3rd guy comes and says hey both of you shut up before i kick you both in the *BLEEEEEEEEEEEPING* ballz i heard that from a kids cartoon