What internet adds have you seen that you were instantly curious about, clicked on, and satisfied with the result? I'm prompted to ask this because I just saw an ad for French's Fried Onions on the front page and it was an interactive ad suggesting making chicken breast coated with french fried onions, and holy crap does that sound good! I want the snow to clear away right now so I can go get chicken and eggs and french fried onions and make that shit! I'd be just like the kid in the ad, looking at his sister then dropping the controller to run to the kitchen. Except I don't have a sister so I'd be looking at my dog, laughing because he won't get to eat any. Actually, I'd be the mom in the kitchen, making the food, then my mom would be me, dropping the TV remote then looking at my dog and promising him a big onion-fried chicken meal. GOD DAMMIT MOM STOP FEEDING HIM TABLE SCRAPS - YOU'LL NEVER TRAIN HIM THAT WAY!!!!!
