Topic inspired by the latest Spoony video review/riff of Final Fantasy XIII:
I like myself some snarky internet reviews from time to time. AVGN, Nostalgia Critic, Spoony, Linkara (to name a few), they all provide entertaining forays into the various subpar games, books and movies of the past few decades. They also have something else in common: they try to shoehorn in half-baked "epic" storylines and/or subplots that fall flat.
You know the drill. Their fictional, misanthropic reviewer persona suddenly becomes humanity's only hope against some evil being or power that's singled them out for some inexplicable reason. Cue the earth-shattering final battle that takes place in...their living room, complete with poorly choreographed fight moves and bad Photoshop particle effects. Bonus points if they lift a one-liner from a well known movie or game before adminishing the coup de grace. Yawn.
I think you can deduce where I fall on whether or not I like such sequences. Simply put, I don't. While not usually a deal breaker for me since it mostly happens at the end of the review (and thus easily skippable), I can't help but roll my eyes whenever it happens. I find them boring at best and aggravating at worst.
Now before someone brings it up, no, I could not do better. I lack the talent and skills necessary for such a thing. That's the thing, though; I know my limitations. It's like these reviewers are suffering from the George Lucas Syndrome: thanks to their success, there's nobody to rein them in anymore when they start coming up with crazy shit. I'm not saying that they should never mix things up (I love the Nostalgia Critic musical reviews), but they should keep it grounded in what they do best: parody and satire with a sprinkling of analysis.
Having said all that, I know I'm in the minority on this one. The fans must be enjoying these stunts, otherwise they wouldn't keep putting them in. That's where you come in. Do you like or dislike "epic" stories and boss battles for video reviews, and what is your reasoning?
I like myself some snarky internet reviews from time to time. AVGN, Nostalgia Critic, Spoony, Linkara (to name a few), they all provide entertaining forays into the various subpar games, books and movies of the past few decades. They also have something else in common: they try to shoehorn in half-baked "epic" storylines and/or subplots that fall flat.
You know the drill. Their fictional, misanthropic reviewer persona suddenly becomes humanity's only hope against some evil being or power that's singled them out for some inexplicable reason. Cue the earth-shattering final battle that takes place in...their living room, complete with poorly choreographed fight moves and bad Photoshop particle effects. Bonus points if they lift a one-liner from a well known movie or game before adminishing the coup de grace. Yawn.
I think you can deduce where I fall on whether or not I like such sequences. Simply put, I don't. While not usually a deal breaker for me since it mostly happens at the end of the review (and thus easily skippable), I can't help but roll my eyes whenever it happens. I find them boring at best and aggravating at worst.
Now before someone brings it up, no, I could not do better. I lack the talent and skills necessary for such a thing. That's the thing, though; I know my limitations. It's like these reviewers are suffering from the George Lucas Syndrome: thanks to their success, there's nobody to rein them in anymore when they start coming up with crazy shit. I'm not saying that they should never mix things up (I love the Nostalgia Critic musical reviews), but they should keep it grounded in what they do best: parody and satire with a sprinkling of analysis.
Having said all that, I know I'm in the minority on this one. The fans must be enjoying these stunts, otherwise they wouldn't keep putting them in. That's where you come in. Do you like or dislike "epic" stories and boss battles for video reviews, and what is your reasoning?