Poll: Is the Captcha becoming sentient?

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Basement Cat

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I haven't had to deal with captchas since I joined the PubClub last November but I remember several times when the captcha made me grin or laugh out loud because it was so spot on the particular thread's subject.

Disturbingly so, sometimes. Last fall a couple of threads asked this thread's question: "IS the captcha becoming sentient?"

FTR: I recognize the difference between "sentient" and "sapient". Most folks don't so I'm using the vernacular.

Also--YES!!! Nobody enjoys answering the advertisement captchas. I didn't, but that's not the point.

Question: Is the Escapist's captcha becoming sentient/sapient?

I've got my wonders... <_<
 

tippy2k2

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Nope.

You ever notice that if you're looking on Google for plane tickets, all of a sudden, airline ticket ads start showing up on Facebook and Gmail? Well, Captcha (I assume) uses the same super powers that Google uses.

Besides, we'll know when Captcha is sentient once the robot skeletons begin murdering us all...



Captcha at the annual "Kill all humans" picnic

Don't be afraid Copper. The robits are very quick and efficient at killing; you'll barely feel a thing. Don't struggle...don't struggle...sssshhhhh....all your pain will be forever gone and you can sleep forever.
 

Basement Cat

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tippy2k2 said:
Nope.

Don't be afraid Copper. The robits are very quick and efficient at killing; you'll barely feel a thing. Don't struggle...don't struggle...sssshhhhh....all your pain will be forever gone and you can sleep forever.
...Tippy...your...Tippy...your avatar...it no longer blinks...

[small]...it's the Captcha...the Captcha has taken Tippy over...[/small]

[sub][sub]...it's true...the Captcha's taking over...[/sub][/sub]

D:

P.S. You didn't vote! -_-
 

DoPo

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Erm, your thread is implying that the CAPTCHA isn't sapient already. It is, it is an indisputable fact

tippy2k2 said:
Besides, we'll know when Captcha is sentient once the robot skeletons begin murdering us all...
You know that when this day comes, I'll laugh so hard.



"Now just to make sure I'm killing a human and not a fellow robot - can you read this for me?"

 

tippy2k2

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Copper Zen said:
[small]...it's the Captcha...the Captcha has taken Tippy over...[/small]

[sub][sub]...it's true...the Captcha's taking over...[/sub][/sub]

D:

P.S. You didn't vote! -_-
WHAAAAAA!?!?

Tippy2k2 a robit? That's impossible. I'm pretty sure I would know if I was a a a a a a a a a a a
SYSTEM REBOOT...
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REBOOT SUCCESSFUL
a robit. That's just silly Copper!


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Now turn your back for a few seconds so I can....give you a back rub. This knife? It's for....cleaning my nails. Just turn around for one second, it'll all be over soon. Out of curiosity, the kidney is a great spot for stabbing humans who is facing away, right? It's for my science class...

[small]Also, I have my avatar stop blinking for the time being since it's getting predictable. One day, when you least suspect it....BLINK![/small]
 

Quaxar

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Nah, everything's fine, you're just imagining things.

Captcha: Kill Copper Zen
... waaaait a minute
 

DoPo

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tippy2k2 said:
Out of curiosity, the kidney is a great spot for stabbing humans who is facing away, right? It's for my science class...
Well, if you're a rogue class, you get sneak attack damage, it doesn't matter where you stab them. If you're another class, then it doesn't matter - you don't get to do extra damage to people not fighting back. Source: I passed my science class with a "Fantastic!"

tippy2k2 said:
[small]Also, I have my avatar stop blinking for the time being since it's getting predictable. One day, when you least suspect it....BLINK![/small]
You should totally have the entire avatar disappear but the eyes next time - THE CONFUSION!