Poll: Is this joke funny?

[Lord Thodin]

Ive seen worse like:

A piece of string walks into a bar, orders drinks all night and then when it comes time for his tab to be paid he just ups and walks out of the bar. He stands in the middle of the street, rings all th alcohol out of his fibers and goes back into the bar. The bartender said, "Hey arent you goin to pay your tab?" The string was confused. The bartender says, "Your the piece of string that just drank all my alocohol!" The string looks at him and says, "No, Im a frayed knot."

 

[PureChaos]

Spoiler: Also, the world's shortest joke

Venison's deer, isn't it?

I don't get it...

me neither

 

[Player 2]

Spoiler: Also, the world's shortest joke

Venison's deer, isn't it?

I don't get it...

Venison is expensive(dear) and it's the meat of young deers.

 

[Michael Logan]

I didnt get it, might just be because im not from UK so Ive never heard of Hovis.

 

[ESCAPIST DELETE THIS ACCOUNT]

Chuck norris once gave blood, it was put into cans and called red bull.

Chuck Norris had a staring contest with medusa and he won.

Lol Chuck Norris ftw


Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

 

[mr leigh]

ok ok i will admit it its my joke and i suppose it dont work if you dont know what hovis is or a j whitness is

 

[Ace of Spades]

Went straight over my head.

 

[PureChaos]

ok ok i will admit it its my joke and i suppose it dont doesn't work if you dont know what hovis is or a j whitness witness is

come on buddy, sort it out

 

[SPCF]

My personal favorite bad joke:

Spoiler: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?

Wazzaaaaa B?

You may have to say it out loud.

XD
I GET IT!!!!
I don't get the one that the OP said though :/

 

[sageoftruth]

Did he get that from the Sunday funnies? Presumably from "For Better or Worse?"

 

[Stone Wera]

Here's one, Atlas once asked Mr. T to hold the world for him, Mr. T agreed, but only if Atlas would wear his gold necklaces, after five minutes of excruciating pain, Atlas asked for the world back.

They're like brand name Chuck Norris jokes.

 

[mr leigh]

i vote a slap is in need for you purechaos remember i wont bring dyslexic into it

 

[sageoftruth]

Chuck norris once gave blood, it was put into cans and called red bull.

Chuck Norris had a staring contest with medusa and he won.

The amusing thing is, I don't think Medusa could beat anyone in a staring contest.

 

[Weaver]

Maybe it's funny for people in the UK who have any idea what the hell "hovis" is.

 

[PureChaos]

i vote a slap is in need for you purechaos remember i wont bring dyslexic into it

you're dyslexic? are you the sole person that voted 'it's hilarious' in the poll?

 

[sageoftruth]

One day, a computer genius was asked a question about his sex drive. He browsed through his desktop and replied, "Sorry, I don't have one."

 

[Seagoon]

i love bad jokes!

 

[mr leigh]

i give up i guess people just need to know what hovis is. ITS A BRAND OF BREAD DAMMIT!!!!

 

[nick n stuff]

about as bad as the grammar.

NOTE: for those who don't know Hovis is a brand of bread in Britain. that may be why many people don't get it.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

That was awful. Punch your friend.
Also, I am writing it down.