Poll: Is this joke funny?

[Mr. Gency]

Bubbles is the girl next door.

Oh, and your friend's joke reeks.

That, my friend is a good joke.

Anyway:Skip about a minute into the video.

 

[Xojins]

Uh, no... it's not funny.

 

[Nanaki316]

Oh God. I smiled. I'm so ashamed.

 

[Kuroneko97]

I chuckled.. I'm a sucker for outrageously shit jokes.

If you heard the jokes my father tells, you'd immediately start laughing at your friend's joke.

Spoiler: Here's one of his jokes

There was a country where fruits had recently been banned, so the policemen said anytime they saw someone with fruits, they'd shove it up their ass. So a guy comes with a truck full of bananas. But as the policemen shove banana after banana into his ass, he laughs.

So one policeman asks, "Why are you laughing? Aren't you in pain?"

And the guy replies, "I can't help it. My cousin's coming down the road with a truck full of pinapples."

You really didn't find that funny?! God I must have an awful sense of humour.

I'll be honest, That's one of his better jokes. The others I either don't get or aren't very funny.

 

[Caligulove]

Required an explanation, so therefore not funny.

That and it should probably be told as "the Hovis witnesses" since its a pun on Jehovah's Witnesses

 

[Mana Fiend]

Puns are the lowest form of comedy with the exception of miming and the work of the guys who did "Meet the Spartans."

Lay off puns! ;] I once wrote a sketch about coins stuck down the back of the sofa, which was entirely coin puns Oh, and an interview with the God of Weather written with rain puns.

That said, Hovis isn't a great play on Jehovah, so I don't really find it funny.

Now, for a punny joke from Jimmy Carr.

Spoiler: Also, the world's shortest joke

Venison's deer, isn't it?

hes got a shorter one

Spoiler

Dwarf shortage

*edit* well someone beat me too it but thats all I've got to add to this post. Other than..eh that jokes alright, I've heard better terrible jokes.

I saw a man stealing a gate once, I didn't say anything in case he took a fence to me.

Or even worse

Spoiler: What noise does a cat make going down the motorway?

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWW

Dammit, I need to catch up with some of his material...

 

[Mr. Gency]

What did one wall say to the other wall?

Spoiler

"I'll meat you at the corner."

If you heard the jokes my father tells, you'd immediately start laughing at your friend's joke.

Spoiler: Here's one of his jokes

There was a country where fruits had recently been banned, so the policemen said anytime they saw someone with fruits, they'd shove it up their ass. So a guy comes with a truck full of bananas. But as the policemen shove banana after banana into his ass, he laughs.

So one policeman asks, "Why are you laughing? Aren't you in pain?"

And the guy replies, "I can't help it. My cousin's coming down the road with a truck full of pinapples."

My dear god...

 

[oldmeme]

Puns are the absolute highest level of all forms of comedy.

No argument.

 

[Tom Phoenix]

I voted "Next time you see your mate, punch him for me", beacuse I found that to be funnier than the joke.

 

[Sean Strife]

Nothing is funnier than The Aristocrats

 

[SimuLord]

My friend and I used to do a two person vaudeville routine. Spoiler-text is my lines, stuff that appears when you click is her lines. You dig?

Spoiler: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

Spoiler: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the wall?

Art.

Spoiler: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the floor?

Matt.

Spoiler: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting in a chair?

Dave.

Spoiler: Hey, that's not funny...

Dave doesn't think so either, he's got no arms and no legs!

Tip your waitress, I'm here all week.

 

[godofallu]

I bet the friend at least had the courtesy of telling the joke in proper English, and if he had to type it he probably would have pre read before posting.

OP you shouldn't be alloud to make threads, or have friends tell you jokes.

 

[MikailCaboose]

Bubbles is the girl next door.

Oh, and your friend's joke reeks.

...I'll admit, at those I actually chuckled a little on the inside.

 

[Outright Villainy]

Spoiler: What did the legless orphan get for christmas?

Cancer.

 

[LadyRhian]

Why don't the walls in your house talk to you?

They can't. They're plastered.

And, no joke, I actually got approached by a bunch of JW's when I was working. Ever since, to me they have been the Jehovah's Witlesses.

 

[Homplok]

Where's the option for "I'm not British."

 

[Snake Plissken]

If you have to ask an audience whether or not it's funny, it's not.

 

[Player 2]

A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre. In a little while, the barman gives her one.

 

[smashmaniac64]

that was as bad as those puns you see on fruit by the foot and fruit gushers wrapers

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

Thank you for the link the explains what hovis is exactly. I am an American, so I miss out on a lot of really funny things.

I find the joke to be very funny. I love horrible puns, I believe they make the world go round.

I'm just angry I can't tell my American friends.