Poll: Is this joke funny?

[SenseOfTumour]

I think it'd help if he said 'the hovis witnesses' just to make it sound more like jehova's.

for those non UK types, its ho as in rap, vis to rhyme with piss.

 

[DemonicVixen]

Bubbles is the girl next door.

Oh, and your friend's joke reeks.

I spilt my drink laughing xD
I tip my hat to you good sir!

Yup your not the only one, i didnt just spill my drink laughing, my laptop just got a taste of coffee =D

Is it hyper now?

Well, it could account for why its doing everything i dont want it to =D

 

[WrongSprite]

It's shit, you're missing a syllable.

 

[delanofilms]

Eh. Wasn't good, but not very bad either.

Spoiler: What do you call an adult balloon?

A blown-up!

Oh dear christ.

 

[Tipsy Giant]

My favorite joke of all time is:

A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman "do you have any grapes"
The barman laughs and says "sorry duck we don't sell grapes we are a bar"
so the duck left.
The next day A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman "do you have any grapes"
The barman laughs and says "I told you yesterday we don't sell grapes"
The duck shrugs and walks out of the bar.
The next day A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman "do you have any grapes"
The barman became angry and says "I told you yesterday we don't sell grapes and the day before, if you come in here once more asking for grapes i'm going to nail your beak to the bar"
The duck shrugs and walks out of the bar.
The next day A duck walks into a bar and the barman says "I warned you yesterday"
The duck replied "I don't want to ask you for grapes"
The barman says "OK mate what can I get you?"
The duck asks "Do you have any nails"
The barman says "no!?"
The duck then asks "do you have any grapes"

 

[chrono16]

A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender asks why that steering wheel is there. The Pirate replys ARRR It Drives Me Nuts.

Or. What is green and has 4 legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree?

A Pool Table. LOL.

 

[evilartist]

It's a pun. There's no such thing as a funny pun. I simply voted "It's bad" and I won't even dignify this discussion with a pun example of my own. They suck.

 

[hazabaza1]

299 punches for your friend, now! He deserves 'em.

 

[evilartist]

My favorite joke of all time is:

A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman "do you have any grapes"
The barman laughs and says "sorry duck we don't sell grapes we are a bar"
so the duck left.
The next day A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman "do you have any grapes"
The barman laughs and says "I told you yesterday we don't sell grapes"
The duck shrugs and walks out of the bar.
The next day A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman "do you have any grapes"
The barman became angry and says "I told you yesterday we don't sell grapes and the day before, if you come in here once more asking for grapes i'm going to nail your beak to the bar"
The duck shrugs and walks out of the bar.
The next day A duck walks into a bar and the barman says "I warned you yesterday"
The duck replied "I don't want to ask you for grapes"
The barman says "OK mate what can I get you?"
The duck asks "Do you have any nails"
The barman says "no!?"
The duck then asks "do you have any grapes"

Now, that's a good joke.

 

[Hawgh]

Had to read the link for a few seconds before it sunk in. But then I did chuckle.

 

[Fraught]

It's aweful, as your poll merrily gives us the option to call it.

I'm in awe of how awful it is. It's pretty bad. My mouth only bended downwards, and my eyebrows bent into a V-shape.

Especially because I didn't have any idea what the fuck "Hovis" was at first. A bread company? Well, that makes the joke worse than I thought it'd be.

 

[SovietSecrets]

Next time you see your mate, destroy him for me.

 

[C95J]

well I didn't laugh...

 

[ThreeWords]

This guy was walking down the bank of a large river, too deep and wide to swim across, trying to find his way to the other side. He spots this blond walking along the other bank.
He yells over to her and asks her how you get to the other side of the river.
So she says: "You are on the other side."

I LOLed

 

[bobknowsall]

Hoo boy, that is pretty bad. But hey, at least it's kinda original.