Poll: Is Yahtzee a Communist?

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elvor0

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Ptsh, we all those liberal wishy washies are communists! Burn them all goddammit!

Also, what the hell is with the new captchas? Describe this brand, cmon...
 

Eddie the head

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Diddy_Mao said:
I don't know about that. But I'm pretty sure Movie Bob is a "Secret Muslim. "
What on Earth is a "Secret Muslim"? I tried googling it, but, somewhat predictably, all the results are about politicians being called 'secret muslims' by people who don't like them; without any explanation of the term or arguments to support... well, fucking anything really.

Is it somebody who is secretly a practicing Muslim, but pretends not to be? Is it one of those nutbaggy terms that has lost all meaning and thus actually has nothing to do with secrecy or Islam? Or is it one of those nonsensical political 'insults' bandied around by people with no legitimate point to make and were you simply making a funny?
I think that was satire. Not surprising that you wouldn't get that no one on the internet ever seams to ever get satire.
 

Phisi

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I don't think he is Marxist or Stalinist. He probably just votes for the sex party. On the bottom left but not that far.
 

AhumbleKnight

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Combine Rustler said:
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-Snipped from a distant cliff-

I would as well. I have had arguments with people over this sort of thing (communism and what it really is) before and I am somewhat reluctant to get into it again. The biggest argument I ever had on the internet was with a guy who tried to claim that China was Communist. I will always remember it because I was actually able to get him to understand that he was wrong and why. Imagine, changing somebody?s mind on the internet.
China is, officially, communist. The government party (the only one they have), is named the Communist Party of China. It is one of the only remaining communist states in the world. I understand that it does not function like Mr Marx's envisioned communist state (quite different indeed), but why is it not communist? Because it has aspects of other political systems?
Thats right, because it has more aspects of other political systems than it does of a communist one. Just because they call themselves the 'Communist Party of China' doesn't really mean anything. Saddam Hussain claimed Iraq was a democracy and even had elections; never mind the soldiers in the room with rifles making sure that everybody voted 'correctly'...

It is a common mistake when looking at a political system and saying, 'This country is political system X, therefore political system X has characteristics of this country.' Few countries fit neatly into a specific political system so the way it should be done (and is by political theorists) is what characteristics does this system have, and then match them to a political system to see what it is. China does indeed have some communist characteristics, but it also has capitalist ones (these two are considered by many to be mutually exclusive).
 

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Nope. I really can't see any possibly way your brother could've come up with such an idea.
 

Moonlight Butterfly

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You seem like you are asking this like you are trying to defend him?

If he was a communist would it be so bad. I understand that socialism and the left is a bit more acceptable over here in the UK but we aren't in the fifties anymore.
 

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Ldude893 said:
Ben "Yahtzee" Crowshaw is not a communist. He may be an Australian citizen, an Englishman, a homosexual, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
Wait... he's not a porn star? Well crap, my illusions are shattered.
 

Furioso

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Doesn't he own a bar called "The Mana Bar?" Owning a private business pretty much demolishes any communist claims
 

TotalerKrieger

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If you play the audio from Zero Puctuation backwards you will hear select readings from Das Kapital. It's a fact. Also watching too much ZP is known to cause chromosome damage. It's a fact.

WITCH! WITCH!
 

Da Orky Man

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ElPatron said:
Da Orky Man said:
From what I've found from discussion about politics in America, the term 'liberal' tends to have negative connotations. For example, being for universal healthcare is rather normal and understood in Europe, whereas in America, it's often seen as the liberal wanting the government to control people's bodies.
No, it is seen (from the American standpoint) as the government asking for more taxes to keep an ineffective healthcare system that will be abused and create even more debt.
Hey, the figures are there. The US spends 17.4% of it's GDP on healthcare, and it ranks 37th in the world. This map is also here:



Oh, poor America. With only East Asia and Africa for company...

Sources:
http://www.photius.com/rankings/healthranks.html
http://stats.oecd.org/index.aspx?DataSetCode=HEALTH_STAT
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_total_health_expenditure_(PPP)_per_capita

Oh, beautiful irony. You could save money by going universal. Use the search bar; generally, the Escapist supports public healthcare.

PS: Derailing as hard as I can.
 

Guffe

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Doesn't matter, people can have any ideology they want. If I disagree with their OK but they can think what they want, as long as they don't start doing anything silly (looking at you Hitler and Stalin!).
 

Strazdas

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It is extremely possible your brother, like many retards out there, think that socialist and communist is the same.
 

PsychedelicDiamond

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I doubt it. I guess his political opinion is much like his opinion on everything else: Everythings shit.
 

Robert Ewing

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What are we in the cold war? Communism and Capitalists are merely a different way of governing. They are no longer clear-cut superpower rivalry signs.

But I doubt he is a communist, I think he's far too intelligent for that. And don't flame me for that all of you commie students that think you know better.

Communism can do wonders for a smallish society, a developing nation, or a military power. But in the long run, you won't get up to any high level of notoriety, quality of life, you name it.

Which is why Russia and China (The most famous communist powers probably) display incredibly large traits that would actually suggest that they are capitalists. But, they're BORDERLINE communists. Those countries have done so well, because they're communist for their small communities and lower classes, but capitalists for their middle classes and their elite. That is why they're so successful.
 

Airsoftslayer93

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Whats wrong with being a communist? unlike the rest of the world america seems to have a massive fear of equality.
 
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Da Orky Man said:
PS: Derailing as hard as I can.
It's good but we can do more...

Dis thread is now about badgers yo!

OT: If Yahtzee is a communist, then I'm a badger.

I am most assuredly, not a badger.

Anyone who thinks otherwise is a badger.

[HEADING=1]Badger![/HEADING]
 

Da Orky Man

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Daystar Clarion said:
Da Orky Man said:
PS: Derailing as hard as I can.
It's good but we can do more...

Dis thread is now about badgers yo!

OT: If Yahtzee is a communist, then I'm a badger.

I am most assuredly, not a badger.

Anyone who thinks otherwise is a badger.

[HEADING=1]Badger![/HEADING]

Airsoftslayer93 said:
Whats wrong with being a communist? unlike the rest of the world america seems to have a massive fear of equality.
I've wondered about that for a while now.

And back to badgers:

 

Floggo

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>My little brother thinks Yahtzee is a communist.
>My little brother thinks Yahtzee
>My little brother thinks
>My little brother
>My little

>>Your little fucking brother is still young, he's obviously going to spurt out stupid shit without thinking, kids say the most retarded of things. When he says shit like that, you look at him and say 'Oh you, you'll say anything to get attention'