Poll: Is your mom hot?

[kcjerith]

Just curious. Discuss.

 

[Zantos]

No. She looks a little bit like Garrus.

 

[Akytalusia]

not at all.

 

[DaysBefore]

What. The fuck. Is wrong with you.

 

[Gaiseric]

How many people will say their mom is hot? Not many.

Thinking of your mom as hot is creepy.

 

[Goofguy]

Oedipus complex much?

 

[Liudeius]

My mom is 64, no. Even if she weren't, no. (and we aren't even blood relatives, but still, no).

Also, since this is Freud's thing, I feel I need to rip on him.
You know he also had a thing where he said girls go out and have sex with lots of men because they too want to have sex with their mothers but can't because they don't have the gear so they hate their mother for having sex with their father (rather than her) resulting in the girl wanting to have sex with her father, but since he won't either she gets revenge on him by having sex with any boy in general. (and yes, I know that was a horrible run-on)

Basically, Freud's and idiot. The only reason he is so well known is because he was, for unknown reasons, widely accepted as right, but now it is being found out just how wrong he was.

 

[Brutal Peanut]

I'm a female, so that probably makes the rest of this less weird.

I think my Mother is an attractive woman. I'm not sure 'hot' is an appropriate word to use when referring to your own Mother. It's a bit..well, very creepy - just saying. However, I guess others think so, since men have always paid a lot of attention to her. She's spontaneous. She's a bit loud though. Especially her laugh. You know that lady in the theater or at a comedy show that EVERYONE can hear above everyone else - that's her. lol

 

[Waaghpowa]

No. She looks a little bit like Garrus.

THAT made my day.

 

[Grayjack]

Well, she's pretty. Like Brutal Peanut said, "hot" really isn't the word you use to describe your own mother.

 

[JRCB]

See, this implies that people have been checking out their mother. Which is kind of gross, not going to lie.

 

[Bassman_2]

Guys, he's asking a reasonable question: Is your mother an attractive lady?

OT: Still a fucking dumb question. There is no right answer than not to answer at all.

 

[Jedoro]

My friend's dad has described her as beautiful before, and she got remarried a few years ago, but I doubt anyone would call her hot.

 

[Fwee]

"Freud had the theory that all men wanted to have sex with their mothers. He obviously wasn't looking at my mom when he came up with it. I thought it was weird until I saw a picture of Freud's mom. Aaaow, momma! Hot tub! In a minute!"
Bill Hicks

 

[ScoopMeister]

This reminds me of the scene at the end of the (first?) Inbetweeners episode when the guys are asking Will if he would shag his mum were she not his mum.
My reaction is the same as his was.

Seriously? Why? Do you think your mum is hot? Actually, I don't want to know (leaves in disgust).

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

I imagine a few people blinding themselves after voting

Erm I guess she is attractive from a nuetral standpoint, I don't really see any of my family as attractive to me.

 

[OneStepAhead]

Am I really the only one that said yes? Shiiit, you have some ugly relatives people. :/
Yes, my mother is a very attractive person, good genes.

 

[faceless chick]

Not anymore. But she was really hot for a while there...
The 2 or so hours it took to cremate her.

i see what you did there.

mine's pretty nice..she's 62 , but she looks doesn't look a day over 53.

 

[JoJo]

She's quite good looking for her age (45) but I wouldn't describe her as "hot".

 

[Lionsfan]

Dude.......this is just weird....(not wrong, just weird)