Poll: Its that time again....

[BathorysGraveland]

It's a fucking tough fight, that's for sure. I hope my vote will bring us males a glorious Escapist victory, but to be honest, it could go either way here, man.

 

[hazabaza1]

I just ejaculated into my hand and licked it clean

What.
I can't even contribute, I already posted. Just... what?

 

[hazabaza1]

I just ejaculated into my hand and licked it clean

What.
I can't even contribute, I already posted. Just... what?

I was making a point, I can confirm that I ejaculated into my hand and then ate it, something only men can do.

That's a bit extreme, man. Seriously, just go "Yeah, I have a dick" not "I ate my own jizz". That's some creepy shit, honestly.

 

[hazabaza1]

I just ejaculated into my hand and licked it clean

What.
I can't even contribute, I already posted. Just... what?

I was making a point, I can confirm that I ejaculated into my hand and then ate it, something only men can do.

That's a bit extreme, man. Seriously, just go "Yeah, I have a dick" not "I ate my own jizz". That's some creepy shit, honestly.

Some ladies/hermaphrodites have dicks though, but they can't ejaculate to the extent a man could, it is essential to distinguish between the two. I can eat my own semen, they cannot.

Y'know what? Fuck it. I don't even care. It was mainly the eating bit I had issue with but I can see this getting even weirder really quickly. I'm out.

 

[AndyRock]

male, and I am an awesome person, also I remember the last time you posted this, not sure if I bothered to answer last time, I'm a bit of a lurker see

 

[Woodsey]

Female, and I've got the hulking great penis to prove it.

 

[Megacherv]

I just ejaculated into my hand and licked it clean

What.
I can't even contribute, I already posted. Just... what?

I was making a point, I can confirm that I ejaculated into my hand and then ate it, something only men can do.

You women can ejaculate as well right? I've seen it in films and books and everything, shit was surreal.

Also male

 

[Shadow flame master]

Male. 17. Single. Virgin.

Ladies, I'm for experimenting

 

[The Floating Nose]

Ah, another chance to post this;

I AM A MAN!

Can we keep this place TGWTG free please ?

Im a man too !

 

[geK0]

What? no "other" option?!?!

THIS THREAD IS OFFENSIVE!

 

[.No.]

I just wanted to let you know, that almost every time I've read something you've posted, I have wanted to give you a high-five and a hug.

Sorry I don't have anything relevant to say about brossembling.

I'm pretty sure most people feel that way about Daystar.

Female, Im pretty sure. /checks pants.

Yep, still female

You have to be careful with that shit, it could change at any minute. It's changed three times in the past week for me.

 

[draconiansundae]

Female here. One of a small percentage overall it seems. I knew the escapist definitely had a demographic, but wow.

 

[draconiansundae]

Male, single, available.

Ladies.

This .

Male , open relationship, available .Montreal

Fat ladies only

Montreal represent!

 

[fireaura08]

Well shit, I'm in the minority.

 

[Carbonyl]

I just wanted to let you know, that almost every time I've read something you've posted, I have wanted to give you a high-five and a hug.

Sorry I don't have anything relevant to say about brossembling.

I'm pretty sure most people feel that way about Daystar.

Female, Im pretty sure. /checks pants.

Yep, still female

You have to be careful with that shit, it could change at any minute. It's changed three times in the past week for me.

Your pantular problems may be due to someone in your vicinity rolling a natural 2:

From the The Net Libram of Random Magical Effects:
7290. Target's gender fluctuates each turn for the next d100 turns

 

[StormShaun]

Male and future cyborg. [sub]Ladies[/sub]

But for reals I'm a lonely man in Australia where the majority of girls go clubbing, get drunk and do other stuff I don't like.

*sigh* V_V'

 

[.No.]

I just wanted to let you know, that almost every time I've read something you've posted, I have wanted to give you a high-five and a hug.

Sorry I don't have anything relevant to say about brossembling.

I'm pretty sure most people feel that way about Daystar.

Female, Im pretty sure. /checks pants.

Yep, still female

You have to be careful with that shit, it could change at any minute. It's changed three times in the past week for me.

Your pantular problems may be due to someone in your vicinity rolling a natural 2:

From the The Net Libram of Random Magical Effects:
7290. Target's gender fluctuates each turn for the next d100 turns

Didn't know that was one of the effects. I'll be sure to ask one of the wizards I know if there's a cure.
I've been meaning to try D&D, but I'm certain none of my friends would want to.

 

[Carbonyl]

I just wanted to let you know, that almost every time I've read something you've posted, I have wanted to give you a high-five and a hug.

Sorry I don't have anything relevant to say about brossembling.

I'm pretty sure most people feel that way about Daystar.

Female, Im pretty sure. /checks pants.

Yep, still female

You have to be careful with that shit, it could change at any minute. It's changed three times in the past week for me.

Your pantular problems may be due to someone in your vicinity rolling a natural 2:

From the The Net Libram of Random Magical Effects:
7290. Target's gender fluctuates each turn for the next d100 turns

Didn't know that was one of the effects. I'll be sure to ask one of the wizards I know if there's a cure.
I've been meaning to try D&D, but I'm certain none of my friends would want to.

D&D is wonderful, I suggest trying it whole-heartedly. If none of your friends will play, make more friends until your group of friends includes people who will play. I started in college, because that is generally the place you go to find people to try things you've never tried before with.

 

[woogit]

As female number 51 I love you guys <3
But why do I have to be number 51?? I want a better number!
It's kind of funny to see how far spread we actually are here.

 

[.No.]

Didn't know that was one of the effects. I'll be sure to ask one of the wizards I know if there's a cure.
I've been meaning to try D&D, but I'm certain none of my friends would want to.

D&D is wonderful, I suggest trying it whole-heartedly. If none of your friends will play, make more friends until your group of friends includes people who will play. I started in college, because that is generally the place you go to find people to try things you've never tried before with.

I'll have to try it sometime.
Probably going to wait until college, as it's close to being only a year away now.