Poll: It's time Escapists. For the most important vote. (Probably NSFW)

lacktheknack

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Probably due to me being completely surrounded by large boobs most of my life (family, friends, ex-gf), I don't really care. There's nothing special about them. Heck, large boobs seem to cause significant distress to the girls I've talked with. Suckers are heavy.
 

Wrex Brogan

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AccursedTheory said:
Wrex Brogan said:
Anyway, besides massive generalizations that someone's going to probably be offended by (listen someone just said 'Go to someplace like Korea, and you're dealing more in bandaid sizes then cup gauges', the tone has already been set here), I'd say... neither?
It was just a light hearted jab at Koreans, who, whether anyone likes it or not, have a tendency to be flat in a variety of places.

Sorry if I offended you.
Ah, yes, such a light-hearted jab that you're still doing it. Excellent stuff.

Like, I'm not offended, it's just annoying as fuck to see people trotting out stereotypes as 'light-hearted'. The 'Asian girls are flat' card is about as accurate a portrayal as 'all gays are fashionistas' or 'black guys have big dicks'.

Make light-hearted jabs or whatever against flat-chested people or whatever the fuck you want, just like... leave the stereotypes out of it, maybe? There's better jokes to make than 'lol Koreans so flat'.
 

DefunctTheory

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Wrex Brogan said:
AccursedTheory said:
Wrex Brogan said:
Anyway, besides massive generalizations that someone's going to probably be offended by (listen someone just said 'Go to someplace like Korea, and you're dealing more in bandaid sizes then cup gauges', the tone has already been set here), I'd say... neither?
It was just a light hearted jab at Koreans, who, whether anyone likes it or not, have a tendency to be flat in a variety of places.

Sorry if I offended you.

Ah, yes, such a light-hearted jab that you're still doing it. Excellent stuff.

Like, I'm not offended, it's just annoying as fuck to see people trotting out stereotypes as 'light-hearted'. The 'Asian girls are flat' card is about as accurate a portrayal as 'all gays are fashionistas' or 'black guys have big dicks'.

Make light-hearted jabs or whatever against flat-chested people or whatever the fuck you want, just like... leave the stereotypes out of it, maybe? There's better jokes to make than 'lol Koreans so flat'.
Sorry. Guess I'll just keep my observations from my visit to the country to myself.

Kind of a bummer. The story about my trip to SK Hooters is fairly amusing (The SK police, despite the fact some of them carry batons that looked like they just tore them off of a tree, are surprisingly forgiving).

EDIT: I think you've actually yelled at me about this before...
 

Zen Bard

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Like all good Buddhists... I seek

Plus Mrs. Bard is built like a Victoria's Secret model (except she's only 5' 4"), so I'm Team B-Cup.

(Although every so often, she brings up getting a boob job. Who am I to stand in her way?)
 

Thaluikhain

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Eh, if we are to judge, do we not take the proportions of the rest of the body into account or something?
 

Spider RedNight

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These threads are like an episode of Space Dandy without the fun twists, humour or great animation.
 

Wrex Brogan

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AccursedTheory said:
Wrex Brogan said:
AccursedTheory said:
Wrex Brogan said:
Anyway, besides massive generalizations that someone's going to probably be offended by (listen someone just said 'Go to someplace like Korea, and you're dealing more in bandaid sizes then cup gauges', the tone has already been set here), I'd say... neither?
It was just a light hearted jab at Koreans, who, whether anyone likes it or not, have a tendency to be flat in a variety of places.

Sorry if I offended you.

Ah, yes, such a light-hearted jab that you're still doing it. Excellent stuff.

Like, I'm not offended, it's just annoying as fuck to see people trotting out stereotypes as 'light-hearted'. The 'Asian girls are flat' card is about as accurate a portrayal as 'all gays are fashionistas' or 'black guys have big dicks'.

Make light-hearted jabs or whatever against flat-chested people or whatever the fuck you want, just like... leave the stereotypes out of it, maybe? There's better jokes to make than 'lol Koreans so flat'.
Sorry. Guess I'll just keep my observations from my visit to the country to myself.

Kind of a bummer. The story about my trip to SK Hooters is fairly amusing (The SK police, despite the fact some of them carry batons that looked like they just tore them off of a tree, are surprisingly forgiving).

EDIT: I think you've actually yelled at me about this before...
That'd be news to me. I've called a lot of people around these parts on their bullshit (dammit stop relying on stereotypes/misinformation/shitty internet arguments!), but pretty sure this is the first time I've told you to Do Better.

If you'd like, I could go into your other thread and call you on your shit there? You know, just to balance the books. Can't have someone thinking I've called 'em out twice when I've only done it the once. That's just poor service.

[sub]besides, this is hardly yelling. Not enough capitals. It's just me going 'don't use stereotypes to make shitty jokes'. Go nuts and account your riveting tale of your visit to a South Korean Hooters (imaginably involving to comparisons to American Hooters), just try not to use stereotypes to do it.

[sub]'Cause seriously, stereotype jokes are just shitty. There's better (and funnier) comedic tools to work into your arsenal than 'lol flat Asians' or 'woman with a dick, that's a trap!'.

[sub][sub]...wait, I need to save that call-out for the other thread. Dammit, getting ahead of myself here.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
 

DefunctTheory

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Wrex Brogan said:
AccursedTheory said:
Wrex Brogan said:
AccursedTheory said:
Wrex Brogan said:
Anyway, besides massive generalizations that someone's going to probably be offended by (listen someone just said 'Go to someplace like Korea, and you're dealing more in bandaid sizes then cup gauges', the tone has already been set here), I'd say... neither?
It was just a light hearted jab at Koreans, who, whether anyone likes it or not, have a tendency to be flat in a variety of places.

Sorry if I offended you.

Ah, yes, such a light-hearted jab that you're still doing it. Excellent stuff.

Like, I'm not offended, it's just annoying as fuck to see people trotting out stereotypes as 'light-hearted'. The 'Asian girls are flat' card is about as accurate a portrayal as 'all gays are fashionistas' or 'black guys have big dicks'.

Make light-hearted jabs or whatever against flat-chested people or whatever the fuck you want, just like... leave the stereotypes out of it, maybe? There's better jokes to make than 'lol Koreans so flat'.
Sorry. Guess I'll just keep my observations from my visit to the country to myself.

Kind of a bummer. The story about my trip to SK Hooters is fairly amusing (The SK police, despite the fact some of them carry batons that looked like they just tore them off of a tree, are surprisingly forgiving).

EDIT: I think you've actually yelled at me about this before...

That'd be news to me. I've called a lot of people around these parts on their bullshit (dammit stop relying on stereotypes/misinformation/shitty internet arguments!), but pretty sure this is the first time I've told you to Do Better.

If you'd like, I could go into your other thread and call you on your shit there? You know, just to balance the books. Can't have someone thinking I've called 'em out twice when I've only done it the once. That's just poor service.

[sub]besides, this is hardly yelling. Not enough capitals. It's just me going 'don't use stereotypes to make shitty jokes'. Go nuts and account your riveting tale of your visit to a South Korean Hooters (imaginably involving to comparisons to American Hooters), just try not to use stereotypes to do it.

[sub]'Cause seriously, stereotype jokes are just shitty. There's better (and funnier) comedic tools to work into your arsenal than 'lol flat Asians' or 'woman with a dick, that's a trap!'.

[sub][sub]...wait, I need to save that call-out for the other thread. Dammit, getting ahead of myself here.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
God damn sub code. I've had botched eye surgery, for fucks sake.

Well, someone 'yelled' (You know what I meant) at me before for some stuff I said about my time in Korea. To be fair to me, I hated the god damn place for a variety of reasons. To be fair to everyone else, it had less to do with Koreans and more to do with a variety of issues related more to the Army, the climate, and that rancid dish they call Kimchi, and it was quite a long rant I had going. It would have been fairly easy to mistake my generalized rage as a specific slur against the Korean people.

For what it's worth (Not much, of course), I didn't intend on being offensive. I simply don't know when to shut up most of the time.

And to keep on topic...

 

Godhead

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Why is there no poll option for yes?

Also, goddamn all these promotions.
 

Thaluikhain

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Spider RedNight said:
These threads are like an episode of Space Dandy without the fun twists, humour or great animation.
Huh, now that you mention it...at least we can have the theme:

 

Wrex Brogan

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AccursedTheory said:
God damn sub code. I've had botched eye surgery, for fucks sake.

Well, someone 'yelled' (You know what I meant) at me before for some stuff I said about my time in Korea. To be fair to me, I hated the god damn place for a variety of reasons. To be fair to everyone else, it had less to do with Koreans and more to do with a variety of issues related more to the Army, the climate, and that rancid dish they call Kimchi, and it was quite a long rant I had going. It would have been fairly easy to mistake my generalized rage as a specific slur against the Korean people.

For what it's worth (Not much, of course), I didn't intend on being offensive. I simply don't know when to shut up most of the time.

And to keep on topic...

Ahh, my apologies for the sub code then, I tend to use it for 'slighty more off-topic musings than is appropriate for a derail'.

And I get that, there's a big difference between 'malicious intent' and 'foot-in-mouth' use with these things. My callout here wasn't a case of 'hey dickhead, don't be a prick' but one of 'hey mate, you can do better'. I love comedy, but having been the butt of so many jokes relying on stereotypes, it's not something I tend to let lie very easily (though as said, my goal is more 'think harder about your jokes' rather than 'you're a piece of shit for saying this').

...Probably was snarkier than I should have been, but I figure your apology was sincere.

And to also keep on topic...


Like, those things look bright.
 

DefunctTheory

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Wrex Brogan said:
And to also keep on topic...


Like, those things look bright.
They call'em headlights for a reason, you know.
 

chadachada123

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I find flat about as unattractive as cowtits, but small-to-average is just about perfect. Large is alright, so long as they aren't too large. Unfortunately, most media and especially anime almost exclusively show the extremes, the very thing I dislike most.
 

karloss01

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Either, simply because;


If this was a thread about Boobs or Asses then I would take a side but busty or flat? I don't care as long as she has that ass!
 

Paragon Fury

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karloss01 said:
Either, simply because;


If this was a thread about Boobs or Asses then I would take a side but busty or flat? I don't care as long as she has that ass!
Hmmm....let me cross reference with this here book...ah yes. Here it is;

 

IndignantMole

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As a member of the itty bitty titty committee, I am deeply triggered, offended, and have called the FBI.

Flat is convenient at least... :(
 

DefunctTheory

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IndignantMole said:
As a member of the itty bitty titty committee, I am deeply triggered, offended, and have called the FBI.

Flat is convenient at least... :(
At least your spine isn't slowly being twisted out of shape. You're not flat, your structurally sound!