Poll: Jigsaw kidnaps you...

[Odbarc]

You wake up and discover the Jigsaw killer from the Saw series has kidnapped you and wants to play a game with you.
What does he want you to do?

He makes me play the Impossible-Game with one of those swinging axes hanging over me that drips water every time I die. If I beat the game, I can escape.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Sticking stuff in my butt test.

I obviously lose (As in dying).

 

[Kpt._Rob]

You wake up and discover the Jigsaw killer from the Saw series has kidnapped you and wants to play a game with you.
What does he want you to do?

He makes me play the Impossible-Game with one of those swinging axes hanging over me that drips water every time I die. If I beat the game, I can escape.

Why does Jigsaw make you play that "game"? Isn't the strongest underlying thematic element of the Saw films that the traps he makes people try to escape from are always a reflection of their own faults? So isn't a better question, "what trap does he have you escape from, and how is that trap a reflection of your life?"

OT: I'm not sure what trap Jigsaw would put me in, but it probably has something to do with controlling compulsive behaviors. Since that happens to be one of the more frequent faults around which he bases his traps, I imagine there are a number of traps I could end up in, and whether I survive would probably hinge on if I just have to endure pain, or if I have to actually cut something off or something like that. I can deal with some sharp pain, but I don't think I could chop off a leg or anything.

 

[Woodsey]

He wants me to do some sick shit, but instead I just fuck his shit up.

Like a boss.

 

[EllEzDee]

He makes me dance to the pop sensation "Friday". Obviously i fail, like any life form with ears/a sense of dignity.

 

[-Drifter-]

Generally his games seem more or less unwinnable, and he's actually just screwing with you.

So I'm going to say, no, I probably wouldn't survive.

 

[Odbarc]

All his games are winnable!

Generally his games seem more or less unwinnable, and he's actually just screwing with you.

So I'm going to say, no, I probably wouldn't survive.

All his games are winnable! Most of the time you just don't win without drawing blood. Didn't that one chick escape with that reverse-bear trap on her face? I forget what she did for it.

Some of the games he plays seem to be stacked or completely unfair compared to others.

Why does Jigsaw make you play that "game"? Isn't the strongest underlying thematic element of the Saw films that the traps he makes people try to escape from are always a reflection of their own faults? So isn't a better question, "what trap does he have you escape from, and how is that trap a reflection of your life?"

He makes me play this game because... I like video games. Um, my missing piece is... my torso, he cut it off!

 

[PlasmaFrog]

*Reads the incredibly generic thread, doesn't feel the need to respond to the generic poll*

I would obviously reverse engineer a lot of the traps before they went off.

 

[Dango]

You wake up and discover the Jigsaw killer from the Saw series has kidnapped you and wants to play a game with you.

Risk.

And yes, I win.

 

[tjs09]

You wake up and discover the Jigsaw killer from the Saw series has kidnapped you and wants to play a game with you.
What does he want you to do?

NBA Elite
And I win, yet no one wins..

 

[Ladette]

Naked Twister
Little does he know that i'm the champion of the *NTCS, so I easily win.

*Naked Twister Championship Series to those out of "the know".

 

[SonOfStayPuft]

I'd challenge him to a real game...of Roshambo!

I'd win, and keep my life.

 

[Rayne870]

All his games are winnable!

Generally his games seem more or less unwinnable, and he's actually just screwing with you.

So I'm going to say, no, I probably wouldn't survive.

All his games are winnable! Most of the time you just don't win without drawing blood. Didn't that one chick escape with that reverse-bear trap on her face? I forget what she did for it.

Im pretty sure she gutted her boyfriend for the key.

And I probably would have survived, maybe a little banged up but I was decent at predicting the movies and finding alternatives to the puzzles that they didn't explore in the movies.

 

[Zantos]

He makes me play drinking chess until my liver disowns me. I survive by some method that I cannot later recall due to being really drunk.