Poll: KICK-ASS: be a hero

[GODoftheRIGOVERSE]

Should you try to be a hero ? Y/N

No, because its f***ing dangerous
U could be
Shot
Raped
Stabbed
Beaten
and possible Eaten

plus its illegal because you could kill someone who is innocent or at least hurt the person

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Sorry but I am the villain

 

[TheTaco007]

Sorry but I am the villain

Damn, beat me to it.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

If I was going to, I'd try to go abnout it properly, Batman style, spending years in training, learning the forensic arts so that the thieves would be caught and kept instead of let free (it would be stretching the citizens arrest laws at best though...)

And also, I would avoid all theatricality. Simple but protective clothes, a motorbike I could ride at championship level for fast escapes, police scanners, intense physical work, an understanding through hours of surveillance and undercover work about how criminal organisations function.

It would take years to become a 'real' superhero.

 

[Space Spoons]

I'm pretty sure the entire point of Kick-Ass is to show why trying to be a superhero in real life is completely unrealistic. It's mostly spot on, too, near as I can tell. Unless you're Bruce Lee or a strange visitor from Krypton, you can't expect to be able to wander around bad neighborhoods taking out dealers and petty thugs and not get killed before your first month on the job is up.