Poll: Kicked in the balls survey

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Pariah Dog

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Yes, deliberately too. Around 7th or 8th grade. Couldn't do much else but lay on the ground and whimper at the time.
 

spartan231490

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Not intentionally, but I've take a few kicks, and quite a few high-speed soccer balls to the nuts. I catch more with my face though. Yes, it's actually intentional, I body-blocked the ball to steal it.
 

Zeldias

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There's been attempts, but ultimately I normally deliver the pain as opposed to receive it.

Although I did once have a tremendous argument with a high school teacher of mine about whether it was "manly." I explained that the impact required to knock a person out is the same that it takes to kill, and that the older we get, the more force we can apply, meaning that not only does death via blunt trauma become a more likely scenario in a fistfight as one ages, the likelihood of severe and long-lasting injury rises as well. Given that, if I fight a ************, I'm going to do whatever it takes to come out unscathed.
 

mysecondlife

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I was playing basketball in middle school. My friend couldn't take control of the ball and it was about to go out of bounds. He through the ball inwards in desperation. It landed right on my balls and bounced out of bounds. :(

No kick in it though. Not that I can remember.
 

FalloutJack

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I have a weird answer for this.

Yes, I have been kicked in the balls, but strangely it was resisted and did not cause debilitating pain.

(Please note that there was nothing wrong with me at the time. It was all adrenaline and resistance.)
 

Guffe

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Not kicked in the litteral meaning, but getting hit there in various activities like when biking, football, tennis, snowballfights etc etc...
I think I've had my share!
 

Sight Unseen

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I don't remember ever being kicked in the balls, but I know for sure that I've been hit in the balls with tennis balls and hockey balls from playing goalie in road hockey. Not fun.
 

EightGaugeHippo

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Yep, and it fucking hurts.
The initial impact pain.
The "fighting it"
The hideous feeling that you're going to be sick
The shockwave of unstoppable pain that eventually flushes over your entire body

Been there, done that, never again.
 

Username Redacted

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Some ***** kneed me in the junk during a middle school class trip.

Was betrayed by my gym pants during college. Elastic waistband with elastic pull strings. Said pull strings had little plastic beads on the ends. While putting a weight back one of the beads snagged on the weight, extended the draw string and then promptly snapped back into my nuts. Took a quick break from exercising to cuddle with a toilet in the locker room until the desire to vomit passed.

All that said, I can still appreciate creativity:
 

bartholen_v1legacy

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Never been kicked there, and glad I haven't been. The agony even slight overpressure to that region can cause is just unbearable.
 

Drummodino

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the doom cannon said:
I've also sat on my own balls on particularly hot and humid days.
^This is the absolute worst. The god-awful feeling as the pain radiates through you combined with the embarrassment of accomplishing what is probably one of the stupidest things in your life.
 

AngloDoom

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Yes, I've even suffered the cliché of having an ex-girlfriend kick me in the balls because she thought I cheated on her.
 

DanielBrown

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Probably, but not that I can recall. I have, however, been struck in the balls with a baseball bat. I was 12 years old and stood too close to the hitter.
 

MHR

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Never have been hit there by anything. If I can get through the rest of my life like this, I'll have accomplished something!
 

Colour Scientist

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Zachary Amaranth said:
Colour Scientist said:
I did accidentally hit my friend in the balls with a hammer once though, when I was six.
Not very hard but I don't think he appreciated it. :/
That's NOT a nail.

...But seriously, I doubt I'd appreciate being hit anywhere by a hammer, even lightly.
I know but it was a total accident.
It's a longish story but basically we were beating up this bike with a hammer and I swung and, eh, missed the bike frame.
 

Yopaz

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Colour Scientist said:
I did accidentally hit my friend in the balls with a hammer once though, when I was six.
Not very hard but I don't think he appreciated it. :/
That sounds really painful... makes me wince...

I've been kicked in the balls at least once. I've also had the handle of a pitchfork hit me there and once I managed to fall down and get each leg on different sides of a girder.

I haven't experienced the crippling pain some people experience so I guess I have been lucky.
 

Saulkar

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I have been kicked there a few times but it never caused me any real discomfort as it was always with the flat of the foot rather than the tip thus evenly distributed and missing the sentries.
 

Catfood220

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Never actually been kicked in the jewels, but I have taken a few blows there. My dog will leap up and instinctively try to land a paw on the balls, usually its my own fault as I'm usually teasing him with a toy. But he is not a small dog and its uncanny how he always seems to know to aim there.

Also a few years back, a "friend" chucked a full can of beer at my crotch because I refered to him as being an emo. I had to be physically restrained when I could actually stand again, I would of ripped his head off and I am not a violent person who it takes a lot to anger. That's how angry that made me.
 

Varrdy

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Several times and it never gets any better!

I was also once bitten on the knackers by a mastiff. He didn't mean to (I think!) but he still managed to chomp through my jeans and...well lets just say I was very lucky and it could have been worse.
 

000Ronald

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Kicked? No, never. I have been stabbed in the balls. With a fork. And a plastic fork. And a plastic knife. And a regular, metal knife. And a wooden knife. And a sharpened piece of wood. And I have been struck in the balls. With a two-by-four. And a two-by-six. And the blunt end of a sword. And a baseball bat. And a computer monitor. And the roof of a doghouse. And a gloved fist.

But kicked? With a person's foot? Never. Although a horse came really horse to kicking me in the balls once. Does that count?