Poll: Kicked in the balls survey

[Kaendris]

I'm just conducting a quick survey. Kind of curious how many men have lucked out in not experiencing this ever since a buddy of mine mentioned he's never been kicked in the balls.

I think you should introduce your buddy to the experience. It is life altering, and gives an entirely new meaning to "man that was a kick in the balls!"

Think of his continuing education!

 

[Arctodus_Simus]

Paintball, guys. Paint. Ball.

Got hit with a wild shot from about five or six feet away.

Then I threw up in my mask...

 

[Fenra]

Thread made me think of....

Spoiler

never deliberately, but rugby in school was a nightmare for those kinds of "injuries", so many feet, elbows etc to the groinal area

 

[game-lover]

I have no balls to be kicked. I did get hit in my goods with a book once. Was discomforting but that was mostly it.

One time I kicked a soccer ball into my cousin's balls. I was very amused.

Went through a phase where I just had this thought that I wanted to see a guy get kicked in the balls because I thought it'd be funny. I was rather young then. Middle school. Over it now. But I'm still mostly certain if I witness it, I'll probably laugh.

 

[Boris Goodenough]

But I'm still mostly certain if I witness it, I'll probably laugh.

That's horrible D:

 

[LegendaryVKickr]

I have never been kicked in the balls. I have however, accidentally sat on my balls or banged them, and it hurts enough I know I am willing to go my entire life without another person stomping them.

For the record, I voted "have not been kicked, but people have tried to kick me" category. I'm actually surprised by the poll results. Thought that would be a more popular answer.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

By what I call the guided foot response... Women when they lash out near a man will, if kicking, unerringly place their foot uncomfortably and sufficiently painful in a man's crotch. Whether be it a full on rack, a slight speed-bag tap, or the dreaded flick which barely touches yet seems to inflict the maximum amount of pain.
Yes I have been "kicked in the balls". Maybe not necessarily on purpose though...

 

[Seracen]

Well, my nephews get me sometimes when I pick them up to change their clothes or whatever. The younger one actually barreled into me once.

It's more of a challenge to pretend nothing happened. They wouldn't understand, and I don't want them to start repeating the behavior if they find it amusing!

 

[Korolev]

I've never been kicked, but I have had a 45kg Germans Shepard put its paws directly onto my testicles, and rather hard at that. We were taking him to the park, I was sitting in the back with him, and when we approached the park he started to jump up and down in excitement.

Needless to say, whenever we take him to the park now, I carefully turn away from him and shield my genitals. I do NOT want that experience again.

 

[somonels]

A few times deliberately, plenty by accident.
I've busted plenty of balls with the good old bicycle jank. They try to mess around with it, grab the saddle and pull. I don't know why bicycles make me react in such violent manners. I've curbstomped a 'best friend' for jokingly stealing it. I don't even like bicycles that much >_> Just don't mess around with my stuff.

 

[Dirge Eterna]

The worse pain for me wasn't getting kicked in the nuts but getting hit there by paintballs. I was running across a field and got hit square in the nuts by a shot. The paintball didnt break so after rolling around on the ground for a while in agony I decided to get up and keep going. Not thinking that if someone popped me once they can probably do it again. So predictably I got about 2 steps and bam right in the nuts again. This time I crawled off the field and took a break lol. My whole sack was black and blue...

 

[tzimize]

I played Alien Colonial Marines once, thats got to be worse than a kick in the balls.

 

[Yuuki]

> At an obstacle course, balance-walking on a single bar.
> Left foot slips towards left side, right foot slips over right side
> You know what happens next

Doesn't count as a kick I guess, but it fucking hurts nonetheless...dammit evolution, why hath you given men such a weakness?

 

[Grach]

Yup. I've been kicked in the balls/natchers/gonads/testicles/bag/coconuts enough times to be able to ignore the pain (although barely, it takes my entire willpower not to fall to the ground).