Poll: Killer Shrimps Invade!

[Sizzle Montyjing]

That's right!
Killer Shrimps are invading the world as we speak, laying waste to all they encounter.
And by invading the world i mean invading England and Wales waterways.
And by laying waste i mean causing a kerfuffle.

The 'Dikerogammarus villosus shrimp', shown here:

has an apparently 'voracious' appetite, but no news yet of whether it can devour small children or house cats.
Here's the BBC link.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14428585
WoooooOOOOOoooooooOOOOO!
Scary stuff!

So, what's your reaction?

(To be fair, it can alter the local wildlife habitats, so that's at least something)

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Umm... kill them with fire? I don't like eating shrimp anyway.

 

[Schimmelord]

I have a feeling that whatever you use to 'fix' them would be worse in the end.

 

[Doclector]

I have been preparing for this for quite some time. My armada of tiny robot "shrimp killer" pirate ships is ready. TO MINOR GLORY!

I'm not worried.

 

[Henkie36]

Oh, just send in the fishing trawlers, problem solved. I'm more worried abou tthe jellyfish invasion on the other side.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Oh, just send in the fishing trawlers, problem solved. I'm more worried abou tthe jellyfish invasion on the other side.

Yes.
That will work.
And kill all the other fish at the same time.
*facepalm*

 

[vrbtny]

Burn them with fire!! I don't care about the logistical, physical and chemical impossibilities of that previous deceleration. I shall say it again.

Burn them with Fire!!

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

I'm dissapointed.
I thought more people would be interested in killer shrimps, but twasn ever to be i suppose.
...
I just thought of something.
I live near a waterway!
OH GOD NOOOOOOOO-