Poll: Left or Right?

[Carrotslayer]

Easy, right is always right.

See what I did there?

 

[sdafdfhrye3245]

Well obviously I would take the road without the monster in it because I know the one with the monster in it is the one that leads to my doom.

 

[muckinscavitch]

When in doubt, keep right. That is the general rule my brother and I have when biking on trails and such. But I'd probably make my decision based off which path leads me out of the forest or more towards the edge of it.

 

[teh_Canape]

turn around, jump onto it's hairy being and go Shadow of the Colossus on his ass

alternatively, go left and haul ass

 

[IamQ]

My stomach tells me left.

 

[katsumoto03]

Is there an option for pulling out a knife and murdering the monster because that is what a real badass would do?

Bah! I'd use my bare hands.

Also, I'd go up.

I said real badass, not some superpowered bloke.

I never claimed to have superpowers and I never said I expected to win. I'd rather go down swinging than run away.

 

[Banana Phone Man]

I weirdly always usually pick left first. No idea why but I know that I do.

 

[Shilkanni]

I default Left First.
In any game when there are branching paths and I expect to have to come back and go the other way later I will go whichever way I think will be shorter... and when it's equal I go left.

 

[IcyEvils]

Left, because I'm right handed/footed so the monster (who in my mind is near-omniscient and knows I favour right) will be tricked into going to his left. That allows me time to get out my sword, cut it's knees/limbs to stop movement then run like a screaming *****.

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

If the monster knows I am right handed he will expect me to go right. So I will go left and trick him!

 

[Argtee]

Left.

Whenever I come to a fork in the road in games, I always go left.
Don't know why, I just...do.

 

[Betancore]

Left. Gut feeling. It feels more 'right' to me. Which is weird since it's actually not right at all.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Left, natural instict means to go right. But in games, the left passage is the better one =D

 

[Jfswift]

Maybe i'll just stop, and hope in the confusion the monster will too.

(you know what's really strange though, and I run into this alot in games, if I was trying to find the exit, say to escape said proverbial monster here i'd probably find a treasure box or something. If I was trying to find treasure i'd probably find the exit. It's like I can read level designers' minds. /randomthought)