LordLoudmouth said:
Also if you prefer Twilight...*loads gun*...we can talk about it later.
I prefer the Twilight vampires. Except for the sparkling. I loathe the sparkle thing. But take a good look at Twilight, beyond the haters' cursory glance. Anyone who actually bothered to give the series a decent try, whether they love it or hate it, will have heard of the Volturi. They are basically the badass vampires that drink human blood and do all the killing and crazy shit that other vampires regularly do, and are basically like the vampire 'royal family'. They play an important part in books 2 and 4 specifically, and are pretty much like the vampires of, say, Hellsing or Blade or whatever. Except they still sparkle, because of bloody Stephanie Meyer (though they have the common courtesy to stay out of the sunlight...).
Anyway, yeah. Twilight vampires, if you take out the sparkles, are the toughest motherfuckers around, only able to die from being torn apart and then having the pieces burnt. And because Meyer decided to give certain ones powers that are usually pretty plot specific, if you dump them into Hellsing at least one is guaranteed to have some miracle power that will enable them to even defeat Alucard permanently. And I love Hellsing, as well as actually liking Twilight.
So if I had to be a vampire, I'd be a Twilight one, but I'd still drink human blood and make an extra-special effort to kill anyone who poked fun at my 'sunlight affliction). As well as making the effort to stay out of the sun...
