Poll: Monster

[lwm3398]

What's with all the support for the big- headed Octopus with dragon wings?
Looks like something out of a low- budget Japanese B-movie.

dont ask. it has a cult, and that is all you need to know.
no i am not a follower.

Like the flying spaghetti monster?

i dont know, you tell me!
i dont follow this cult stuff!

Cthulu, overlord of the ancients, does not have a cult. It's a creature from a popular Sci-Fi book. And with the spaghetti monster, that was a Christianity joke. Go look up Richard Dawkins.

Anyways, I'd be an elf. Not those twerps from the north pole-elves, I mean badass Julius Root and Holly Short elves. Hell yeah.

 

[Sovvolf]

If it was the Vampires from Vampires the Masquerade I'd be a Brujha if not well I don't know Cthulhu.

 

[Xero Scythe]

I'd obviously be a Homunculus.
who wouldn't want to be an artificial Human/Lifeform thingy.
and in the context of FMA:
Never Age
Have A Special, Unique Power
Survive Grave Wounds, And Heal Almost Instantly.

hard to beat one of those.

you can be destroyed though. just look at Lust, or Gluttony.

 

[Xero Scythe]

What's with all the support for the big- headed Octopus with dragon wings?
Looks like something out of a low- budget Japanese B-movie.

dont ask. it has a cult, and that is all you need to know.
no i am not a follower.

Like the flying spaghetti monster?

i dont know, you tell me!
i dont follow this cult stuff!

Cthulu, overlord of the ancients, does not have a cult. It's a creature from a popular Sci-Fi book. And with the spaghetti monster, that was a Christianity joke. Go look up Richard Dawkins.

Anyways, I'd be an elf. Not those twerps from the north pole-elves, I mean badass Julius Root and Holly Short elves. Hell yeah.

i meant cult on the escapist.

 

[lwm3398]

The embed wasn't allowed, so I'm just going to delete all that.

 

[Xero Scythe]

The embed wasn't allowed, so I'm just going to delete all that.

yeah... how about you just tell me what happens.

 

[lwm3398]

The embed wasn't allowed, so I'm just going to delete all that.

yeah... how about you just tell me what happens.

Have you seen Cowboy Bebop episode 1? Well, Spike's partner said he was cooking bell peppers and beef. When they're eating Spike says "There's no beef. So it wouldn't be called bell peppers and beef."
"I'd call it that."
"WELL IT'S NOT!"

I had told you to fast forward to the part where he says "WELL IT'S NOT" because there is no Cthulu cult, he's just popular amongst us.

 

[Diablini]

The first 4 letters of succubus discribe it completely. A would be a demon. Tempting a lot of people into ethernal slavery. Taking over the world. Yeah, I'm thinking small.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Black Dragon.

 

[Julianking93]

Could I be a Daedric Lord??

If so, then I'd be Sheogorath. He's awesome.

If not, then I'd be a Werewolf. Or a demon. It depends on what kind of demon.

demon demon. just essence of darkness. not much to screw up.

Okay, then no. I'm too nice to be a demon.

 

[suhlEap]

a demon, though it'd depend wat sort of demon. it'd have to be a big firey one with a giant sword!

 

[Hedberger]

What's with all the support for the big- headed Octopus with dragon wings?
Looks like something out of a low- budget Japanese B-movie.

dont ask. it has a cult, and that is all you need to know.
no i am not a follower.

Like the flying spaghetti monster?

i dont know, you tell me!
i dont follow this cult stuff!

Cthulu, overlord of the ancients, does not have a cult. It's a creature from a popular Sci-Fi book. And with the spaghetti monster, that was a Christianity joke. Go look up Richard Dawkins.

Anyways, I'd be an elf. Not those twerps from the north pole-elves, I mean badass Julius Root and Holly Short elves. Hell yeah.

Damn, that's the first time i've ever heard someone else say those names. I agree, those are the absolutely best elves

 

[crypt-creature]

Hmm can i be

Spoiler

CYBORG WEREWOLF!

I actually enjoyed that movie, mainly for the beastie since it was one of the better Lycans in an older flick.

Anyway, on topic. A lycan of some sort, not only are they fast but are strong enough to take on a vampire. Depending on the myth, they aren't always forced to shift under a full moon either, and can have very few restrictions.

 

[Uncreation]

I would be Azathoth worshiped by chtulu.

snip

Nice! I think i would prefer Has.. oops, i mean, The King in Yellow. Azatoth is cool and all, but i wouldn't like to be known as the Idiot God. Beeing an idiot would kinda ruin everything.

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

I would be..
Cthulhu.

I'm with Hazy

I'm with Hazy as well.

Nytharlotep is much more powerful. He could pawn your Cthulhu.

(Cthulhu is cooler though.)

I'm gonna go with a dragon. The nice, intelligent kind, not the evil brainless treasure-hoarding kind.

(I didn't choose Azathoth because he's not sentient. I'd rather be the weak but brainless abomination than the overwhelmingly powerful but mindless abomination.)

EDIT: Well Nytharlotep would defeat Cthulhu in theory, as an Outer God. I don't know who would win in practice.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

I'd be MaxTheReaper.

Then everyone would fear me, and love me.

What a sweet life that would be. He's a cuddly monster, like Sully from Monsters Inc.

 

[Captain Pancake]

I'd like to be one of those obese internet gaming nerds that spend all day of their life playing video games, watching porno everyday, and not having real sex. Those are the true monsters.

My life in a nutshell!

*always turn the other cheek, that really gets on their nerves.*

I guess a vampire? just because I used to read Darren Shan novels.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

I'd have to go with the good ol' balrog from Lotr. Yeah, I know Gandalf kicked his ass, but that's just because Gandalf is cool.
Edit: Mind if I ask, how can I put up a picture for others to view?

 

[Xero Scythe]

a demon, though it'd depend wat sort of demon. it'd have to be a big firey one with a giant sword!

hey man, whatever you want!

 

[lwm3398]

What's with all the support for the big- headed Octopus with dragon wings?
Looks like something out of a low- budget Japanese B-movie.

dont ask. it has a cult, and that is all you need to know.
no i am not a follower.

Like the flying spaghetti monster?

i dont know, you tell me!
i dont follow this cult stuff!

Cthulu, overlord of the ancients, does not have a cult. It's a creature from a popular Sci-Fi book. And with the spaghetti monster, that was a Christianity joke. Go look up Richard Dawkins.

Anyways, I'd be an elf. Not those twerps from the north pole-elves, I mean badass Julius Root and Holly Short elves. Hell yeah.

Damn, that's the first time i've ever heard someone else say those names. I agree, those are the absolutely best elves

Oh, look around, and you might see many other references by me. Eoin is my god. As is Douglas Adams.

But that's besides the point. Point is, many good books are unknown. But I take pleasure in finding other people who've read that series.