Oh holy christ, an annoying roommate thread...
How about a roomie who stays up all night screaming at Halo 3 when you work at a coffee shop and have to be up at 4:40 a.m.? And you can't tell him to cut it out because you need his rent money and there's no one to replace him, so you have to buy a fan to put next to your head because you're a light sleeper?
Or how about the roommate who consistently walks around in boxers when you have company over? Or the one that likes to turn the air conditioning down to 60 degrees even though keeping cool means giving up eating? Speaking of eating, how about the roommate that steals all of your food and then tells you it's your turn to do the dishes, even though you use nothing but paper plates and plasticware specifically to eliminate the prospect of ever doing dishes, except that he knows since you have company over all the time that you'll do them eventually to rid the sink of filth?
Oh, and how about the one with the nympho girlfriend that makes you so paranoid to touch any surface in the apartment that you start spending precious ramen noodle money on Clorox wipes? How about the one that likes to leave clothes in the washer and dryer and then constantly bitches if you move them because you need to do laundry for work except the damn things have been tied up for two days and you're sick of waiting?
*deep breath*
Seriously, fuck roommates. Where's the option for "All of the above?"