Poll: Mustache, Beard or both?

[Mr. Omega]

...look at the poll, people. -_-
Let the insanity begin!

 

[arsenicCatnip]

I prefer beards on men my brother laughs at my boyfriend's goatee-thing, and always asks why I date a man who has a hamster on his chin.

 

[Tartarga]

Neither one, muttonchops are the superior facial hair in my book.

 

[AceDefective]

Mustache preferably like this

 

[Devil's Due]

Neither, I'm going into the military, and unless I really want a tame mustache (which wouldn't look good on me), so I'll just stick with being completely shaved. Besides, my girl doesn't like any sort of facial hair, so I guess that makes it real simple for me .

 

[One of Many]

Neither one, muttonchops are the superior facial hair in my book.

Indeed, muttonchops are the finest example of facial hair, my own being thick and manly.

 

[IzisviAziria]

I'm fully incapable of growing reasonable facial hair. It grows in all.. patchy. It's thick around my chin, then it gets all sparse on my cheek/jaw, and sorta re-thickens near my ears. When I let it grow out it looks all white-trashy. So clean-shaven for me.

Plus, I have to say that I have a rather nice jaw. Facial hair would only serve to obscure it.

PS: I'm only 20, so in a few years I'll probably be able to grow real facial hair. My dad couldn't grow anything legitimate until he was 23 and now he has your typical middle-aged man goatee. Looks pretty good on him too.

 

[Dango]

This comes to mind

But I personally prefer no facial hair.

 

[AvsJoe]

I wear both but largely prefer my mustache. In fact, I prefer mustaches in general over beards on most occasions, though I willfully agree that a mind-blowing beard is often greater than a mind-blowing mustache.

 

[latenightapplepie]

I prefer beards on men

I'm more of a fan of the clean-shaven look on guys. But in the end, he's attractive or he's not, and facial hair isn't likely to make a huge difference.

On myself, I don't mind a small amount of stubble. Anything longer gets annoying, itchy and distracting.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

I prefer beards on men

I'm more of a fan of the clean-shaven look on guys. But in the end, he's attractive or he's not, and facial hair isn't likely to make a huge difference.

On myself, I don't mind a small amount of stubble. Anything longer gets annoying, itchy and distracting.

My dad's had a beard since I can remember (hell, my earliest memories of him involve a beard and a pair of sunglasses), so I figure it's conditioning of some sort.

My boyfriend is pretty good-looking, but without the beard he looks about 16.

Spoiler: I like the hamster

 

[Thunderhorse31]

This was the first thing that popped into my head when reading this poll.

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Mustaches by themselves are no good, but beards or combinations thereof work well.

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

I prefer beards. I think I'm going to grow a bit of a goatee, with the mustache as well.