Poll: Naming Inanimate Objects

[TimeLord]

Has anybody here ever given a name to an inanimate object?

For example I call my trust SCAR-H on MW2, Oliver.

Is anyone else like this or have I just gone mad?

 

[Slayer_2]

Well, I call my SCAR in R6V2 "teh PwNeR". It's pretty much the only gun I use in that game.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

I've got a statue of a bear that I call Alfie.

 

[Ciarang]

When I was younger I won a coconut at my school fair, the coconut looked like a face... somehow and I kept it in my room for 2 years and named it Snubbles.
[small]Note: I was like, 8 years old...[/small]

Looking back on it anybody would've thought I was mental.

 

[garjian]

do corpses count as inanimate objects?

if so, i name every insect corpse i see. the most common name i give them is Norman.

 

[Ernie1042]

I named my tuba Calvin since there's a picture of the boy from Calvin and Hobbes in the case. =]

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Sure I do all the time. Especially my Space Marines (you gotta have a named leader XD)

 

[GHMonkey]

i named my car Katie. i figure that anything that serves me as well as Katie derseves a name

 

[Jonny49]

I called my laptop lappy. Creative I know.

 

[Brightzide]

I name my hats and my 360 Controllers. My Beanie hat is called Terrance, my baseball cap is called Enoch and my controller is called Jeremy, his brother is called Thomas...and I have no idea why.

 

[Deathsong17]

I name pretty much everything, breathing or no, Mr Man.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

I love you, Leprosy Chip.

 

[Cargando]

I call my Xbox 'Useless Bastarrd'. Apart from that, nothing. Oh yes, at school, I've named a lamppost Terry, and three signs Mark, James and Stoner.

 

[TimeLord]

Sure I do all the time. Especially my Space Marines (you gotta have a named leader XD)

Oyea of course! I named my leader and gave each squad cool sounding titles. I never remembered them though.

 

[Chechosaurus]

I've named my last two cars. One was called Rosco and the other is called The Mule. My pot plant on my window sill is Alfonse the Aloe Vera. I also named my walking boots Mega Boot and Deth Boot.

 

[Larmo]

I had a car called Edrick, when i got it I wanted to name it Ed and my sister wanted to name it Rick so we comprised.

 

[RagnorakTres]

My computer's name is Alice. She's good to me and I'm good to her. I sometimes ***** at her when she doesn't run quite as quickly as I want her to, but I keep her as up-to-date as I can.

My PS2 came with a name, Wesker. Don't ask, I don't know. I'd assume it has something to do with Resident Evil.

The A.I. I'm trying to code is going to be named Helena.

So yes, I name inanimate objects. I also talk to myself. Am I crazy? Possibly. But I'm not yet insane. ^_^

 

[JemJar]

Has anybody here ever given a name to an inanimate object?

For example I call my trust SCAR-H on MW2, Oliver.

Is anyone else like this or have I just gone mad?

Well, I call my SCAR in R6V2 "teh PwNeR". It's pretty much the only gun I use in that game.

Those aren't even real inanimate objects...

You two are definitely weird.