Poll: Naming Inanimate Objects

[Leonhardt93]

If i had a gun i'd call it Archibald, nuff' said..

 

[Rand-m]

When I was younger I won a coconut at my school fair, the coconut looked like a face... somehow and I kept it in my room for 2 years and named it Snubbles.
[small]Note: I was like, 8 years old...[/small]

Looking back on it anybody would've thought I was mental.

Wow... Your school's really quite lame.

OP: I had names for stuffed animals when I was a kid... And I refer to my wee wee as "Ding Dong", "The Babymaker", and "Sarge".

 

[MrDarkling]

[small]Don't judge me...[/small]

Don't think many will mate xD
I think everyone who's posted here is comfortable informing everyone they have given an object a name.

It like I once called my DVD player David,
see what I did thar? XP

 

[dantheman931]

I call my cell phone Fester because my wallpaper is a pic of Fester Blatz from Space Quest 3. No one ever gets the joke though... <__<'

Do teddy bears count, or is that too obvious? If they count, I still have Timmy from when I was like 2. He's on a shelf next to me.

 

[El Poncho]

Well I started using the SCAR and i'm about to name it since it's the gun i've been best with.

 

[Shadeovblack]

I name all my computers, the one with the leather door is bessy, and my laptop is kyriss. I named my first 1TB hard drive Terra.

 

[The DSM]

OFC not, now if you dont mind, im going to get married to my companion cube.

 

[Gmano]

I named someone's hair George. Well, not the hair, the muskrat that lived on his head.

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

I've named ships in Eve personally... like my latest Battleship was named Mr. Puffles... previously i had one called "Sandwich Regent".
named my first car "Pwny" hell it was a 70s mustang... haven't named my current car yet as i am still restoring it and i want to wait till i can get a good reading on it's attitude...

my computer is named Bob... my server box is Bob, my arcade compy is Bob... together they are the Bob collective... resistance is fatal...

 

[JenXXXJen]

No, actually. I talk to things all the time, but they all seem to be called "You".

 

[Canadaftw]

I have but that was whenn I was like 5...

 

[Aesir23]

Hmm, I've named my computer Freddy.
However, I also have a plastic severed arm and leg that I've respectively named Ted and Bill.

No, people always name their cars which I never understand.

It's like naming a ship, or something like that. My parents have actually named our Le Barons Otto and Lola.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

I named:

Katana: Kurosakura

Tanto: Migoryu

Military combat knife: Saigo no Namida

Staff: Hikarinigo

Decortative knife: Gin no Fushicho

 

[Aesir23]

However, I also have a plastic severed arm and leg that I've respectively named Ted and Bill.

I fear to ask.

I bought them from the dollar store when they had all of the Halloween stuff out in October. The naming was the result of a soda induced caffeine high.

 

[Aesir23]

However, I also have a plastic severed arm and leg that I've respectively named Ted and Bill.

I fear to ask.

I bought them from the dollar store when they had all of the Halloween stuff out in October. The naming was the result of a soda induced caffeine high.

Thats almost plausible. You'll make a good serial killer.

Thank you very much. Next up, to get a severed hand and name it "Sarah Palin" *shifty eyes*

 

[TimeLord]

However, I also have a plastic severed arm and leg that I've respectively named Ted and Bill.

I fear to ask.

I bought them from the dollar store when they had all of the Halloween stuff out in October. The naming was the result of a soda induced caffeine high.

Thats almost plausible. You'll make a good serial killer.

Thank you very much. Next up, to get a severed hand and name it "Sarah Palin" *shifty eyes*

Hey I have a severed hand from Sarah Palin!

Wait you guy were kidding.............

[sup]Run![/sup]

 

[likalaruku]

Should I name this poll Fank or Henry?

 

[RanD00M]

I have a plushie that i got when i was the tender age of 0.It's named Voffi Grei(Poor puppy).

 

[RanD00M]

When I buy a car, I'm planning on calling it Oliver.

Top Gear reference is made of win.

 

[Ardna Xela]

I used to call my blanket Karl-Heinz because I heard that loads of people give their blankets names. So I thought, "Yeah, why not?"