Poll: Naming inanimate objects?

[farmerboy219]

Do you name some of your everyday items? or is it just silly?

For example.
my guitars are called "hoffman", "cruise" and "encore",
and my car is called "weasle".

 

[Pielikey]

My computer is commonly referred to as "That fucking old piece of shit." So on occasion I do name things.

 

[Beatrix]

Not ever.

 

[qball8600]

Nope, never do.

 

[Kollega]

Not yet, but if i actually had something nameworthy... A minigun, a zeppelin, maybe even a simple motorbike - you get the point.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Of course I do.

My personal sketchbook is called: The book of Awesome.
Although the book of fucked up things would probably be more accurate, there's a reason nobody can look in it...

The computer's called Beast (it's noisy) and my bike's called George while another one's called Banger.

 

[damselgaming]

Ready for the list?
Blankey
Cat Sieve
Uncle Cat Sieve
Little Spoon
Buttons
Puffy
Poofy
Little Red

Cuddley Toys:
Sukie
Rupert
Sypross
Mr Kitty
Mr Lion
Squeaky

Edit: How could I forget my PS3! JEFFERY-NERO.
And my boyfriends, MATTe.
(Kudos if you get the reference.)

 

[Blow_Pop]

yes,
my car is piece of shit when she's acting up and the purple thing when she's not
and i named a pool stick "stick" the other day.
Then the rhino I sleep with was named horny by the love of my life
my frog is either frog or rose
my ps2 is amberlynn...........

 

[Ocelot GT]

I've a pet stick...


His name is sticky.

 

[Nemu]

My computer is commonly referred to as "That fucking old piece of shit." So on occasion I do name things.

Hay!
I named mine "Idiot Machine", perhaps our comps were built with components from the same manufacturer(s)!

 

[dark-amon]

only the things that are fun to name and is a personall belonging. Like my car: 'Bob', my bed: 'hnnngh' and my knives, machete and sword

 

[Layz92]

Just one thing to my knowledge. I would always write drafts for assignments in a book on a big plank of chipboard across my lap. Which in one of my moments of boredom (frequent with english assignments) I gave the name of "The Draft Board" which I wrote across it in big spiky letters. (In hindsight I should have given it the name "the draft bored" for the humour)

 

[Chronarch]

Yeah, I name tons of things. Like my computer is named Jeff.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

I named my laptop "Lappy 486"


Cookie for reference.


I also name various things, but I usually forget them.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

My frigate is named "Commie Pirate".
Apart from that, I occasionally call my computer Annoying Fucker.

 

[Spaghetti]

A handful of things.

My car is called "Whippy" for example

 

[Nieroshai]

-Brian-I call this chair!
-Teacher-Yes we all do, Brian.

Seriously though, I've named every one of my knives.

 

[Squidwogdog]

I named my baby step brothers rocking horse John Steel, and my walet "black Hole" cuz its always empty lol

i also named my fists Ralph fergeson and piere le main (makes sense in french)

 

[rokkolpo]

yes i call my wii wee