*I mean consoles actually colored white. Not consoles for white people. I'm white. Don't hate... you dern... people. Yeah. Something like that. Um... Moving on.
Ok, who else notices this. You go over to a friends house and they are like "Dude, wanna play Halo!? It's like totally awesome on my X-Box!" Or "Dude wanna play Madworld!? It's like totally awesome on that "Pee thing" next to my X-Box!" and so you go "Sure yeah, sounds like the good times!" So you go over and your friend hands you a smudgy dirty white controller, with an orange 'Cheeto' dust print on it and a few drops of what looks like blood. It's creepy right?
So here's the deal, controllers are always kind of grimy. I mean look at this image: Some "Nerd Guy"** comes home all tired and weary from the day O' whatever he just did and wants to relax. He finds a place to sit and turns on his system. Then once he's rready to play his game he grabs his controller and the furies on. There's joysticks moving, buttons being mashed, lot's of sweaty hands, and the playtimes on. Now a controllers gonna look a little best up after that, you know? It's kind of creepy after a few day's worth O' play. So here's the deal, all controllers get messed up and dirty and sweaty, but the white one's let you notice all the dirt and sweat. So I vote a no smudgable controller policy: Controllers get nasty, just don't make controllers that are visibly nasty, alright?
YOU DECIDE!
IS WHITE ALRIGHT(Its fine) or IS WHITE A PLIGHT(It's Bad)!?
**Sorry to anyone who is offended by being called a nerd, but if you aren't a nerd: what are you doing on a gaming site? If you Are a girl and offended by this, im sorry you are so easily hurt by words.
Ok, who else notices this. You go over to a friends house and they are like "Dude, wanna play Halo!? It's like totally awesome on my X-Box!" Or "Dude wanna play Madworld!? It's like totally awesome on that "Pee thing" next to my X-Box!" and so you go "Sure yeah, sounds like the good times!" So you go over and your friend hands you a smudgy dirty white controller, with an orange 'Cheeto' dust print on it and a few drops of what looks like blood. It's creepy right?
So here's the deal, controllers are always kind of grimy. I mean look at this image: Some "Nerd Guy"** comes home all tired and weary from the day O' whatever he just did and wants to relax. He finds a place to sit and turns on his system. Then once he's rready to play his game he grabs his controller and the furies on. There's joysticks moving, buttons being mashed, lot's of sweaty hands, and the playtimes on. Now a controllers gonna look a little best up after that, you know? It's kind of creepy after a few day's worth O' play. So here's the deal, all controllers get messed up and dirty and sweaty, but the white one's let you notice all the dirt and sweat. So I vote a no smudgable controller policy: Controllers get nasty, just don't make controllers that are visibly nasty, alright?
YOU DECIDE!
IS WHITE ALRIGHT(Its fine) or IS WHITE A PLIGHT(It's Bad)!?
**Sorry to anyone who is offended by being called a nerd, but if you aren't a nerd: what are you doing on a gaming site? If you Are a girl and offended by this, im sorry you are so easily hurt by words.
