Poll: Odd conversations

[Rainboq]

I recently had a conversation about the reproductive habits of Smurfs (don't ask), so I decided to ask my fellow Escapist's what weird or odd conversations you have had recently.

 

[Riobux]

I recently had a conversation about the reproductive habits of Smurfs (don't ask)

You're Donnie Darko?

Anyway, sometimes I enjoy weird conversations, sometimes it comes off as annoying and down right stupid. It depends on the discussion.

 

[mr_hi]

i like having odd conversations with strippers cause theyll say anything for money

 

[InvisibleMilk]

Nothing like loading up on drugs and having conversations that go on for HOURS AND HOURS that make perfect sense at the time, but then, after you've watched the video you've made of the night (don't ask), it turns out you were just quoting everything the milkman and the agents said in Psychonauts for HOURS AND HOURS.

Or, as I call it, last night.

You rule.
OT: The oddest conversation I've had before was involving which pokemon you'd rather have sex with.

 

[Dxz5roxg]

I've had conversations consisting only of "Nya", "Been to the moon", "700 gigs", and "Shave your tits".

 

[Soxafloppin]

Sure do, nothing beats it when your bored.

and i mean nothing.

 

[Brandon237]

Yes, you sometimes just have to unleash your inner oddity. I once had an hour long conversation in which every second to third word was "coincidence".

 

[Audio]

I have some strange aura that makes people tell me things. Shortly after they say: "dont know why i told you that"

Strangest (but shortest) conversation was a friend of a friend telling me she was on her period. To this day..i still not found the best response xD. She did manage to swing the conversation towards a more humorous tone. She told me of a time where her sister used a tampon to stop a nose bleed and almost got it stuck.
Laughing around Taboos while she was on her period was dangerous lol. Funtimes.

 

[Mr Cwtchy]

I was once had a conservation with a friend consisting of a planet populated only by budgies, aptly named Budgie World.

There were two types living there. The blue budgies lived on the sea...somehow, and the green budgies lived on the land. In place of the Moon there was a giant birdfeeder orbiting around the planet. And every so often cats from Mars would charge down into the atmosphere and keep down the population.

Not THAT weird really, but that's the most recent one.

There was a favourite of mine. The conservation started when we saw a beetle fall off a wall, get up and was completely unharmed, whereas a human falling an equal distance would turn into mush. To this day I have no idea how, but that led to an intense discussion on China and World War Five.

OT: Yes, weird convos are awesome.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I recently had a conversation about the reproductive habits of Smurfs (don't ask), so I decided to ask my fellow Escapist's what weird or odd conversations you have had recently.

Me too!

Love these conversations, I once had one about straws.

 

[Berserker119]

I once had a 5 hour conversation with one of my friends about what would happen if computers took over the world, basically.

Spoiler

Turns out we all die.

 

[Marter]

I had a 5ish hour long conversation about Pokemon. It was a good time.

 

[Crossborder]

I love those. I recently had a conversation with a friend about whether Big Bird could fly or not. I think he can...

 

[Ham_authority95]

I once had a conversation with my friend about how a woman could be your mother, your sister, and your cousin at once.

It got confusing and I needed to actually write it out on paper how it could be possible.

Yup, woodshop class was pretty boring...

 

[Soulgaunt]

Me and my friend had an hour long conversation about penguins that couldn't chew anything and would choke on whatever they tried to eat. I don't know how it started, but it was rather hilarious.