Poll: Owning the sun.
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Wow wow wow!
Hold up!
She did not have that idea first!
I did when I was 8! But then common sense kicked in.
But if people shall insist on being such dumb fucks, then I'm registering as owner of every star that we can see and then some. That way, if any of their light touches you, you owe me 10 cents American for every minute.
(ironically, in the time it would take me to register all those stars, I would be dead.
Which brings me to another point. Can you register ownership of a star's light even if said star has already died?
Hold up!
She did not have that idea first!
I did when I was 8! But then common sense kicked in.
But if people shall insist on being such dumb fucks, then I'm registering as owner of every star that we can see and then some. That way, if any of their light touches you, you owe me 10 cents American for every minute.
(ironically, in the time it would take me to register all those stars, I would be dead.
Which brings me to another point. Can you register ownership of a star's light even if said star has already died?
Sure you can own the sun, but I'm more inclined to go with "possession is 9/10ths of the law",
So if you can hold/control it yeah sure its yours. But if your some kind of highly evolved bacteria marring the surface of a rocky mass hurtling around trapped in its gravity, yeah I don't like your chances of laying claim to it.
So if you can hold/control it yeah sure its yours. But if your some kind of highly evolved bacteria marring the surface of a rocky mass hurtling around trapped in its gravity, yeah I don't like your chances of laying claim to it.
Does Wing Dairu have to slap a *****?
Seriously, this pisses me off because I'm a neo-druid.
YOU CAN'T OWN THE GODDAMN SUN. THAT'S LIKE SAYING YOU OWN THE HOSPITAL YOU WERE BORN IN, DOCTORS AND EQUIPMENT INCLUDED.
If I were this notary public and a lady came in and told me she wanted to lay claim to the sun, I would've told her to go fuck herself twelve different ways on a Tuesday.
Seriously, this pisses me off because I'm a neo-druid.
YOU CAN'T OWN THE GODDAMN SUN. THAT'S LIKE SAYING YOU OWN THE HOSPITAL YOU WERE BORN IN, DOCTORS AND EQUIPMENT INCLUDED.
If I were this notary public and a lady came in and told me she wanted to lay claim to the sun, I would've told her to go fuck herself twelve different ways on a Tuesday.
I Will now officially patent the process of Processing oxygen in your lungs, you cant produce CO2 without me getting royalties... sweet eh, also means i own all singing work and any speech ever made...
"The right way", she says. This had me laughing.
Oh well, I'm so going to sue her for skin cancer.
Besides, I call dibs on the entire rest of the universe!
Haha, I love the reply about all the lawsuits she will get when she gives people cancer..
If she has ownership of the Sun and expects royalties, Then I have ownership of her and suggest we throw her into the sun!
That way atleast she is happy that she died for a good cause, she is a cancer from the sun.. please return her..
Make the world a better place!
Seriously who made these rights?
Can I claim ownership of earth? Better yet the Galaxy and everything in it!
I have decided to make this ***** a little poem
Some crazy whore owns the sun
Give her tax or you get none
Does anyone listen? I think not
I think she's smoked too much pot
Send that slut back to her cell
Kiss my ass and go to hell
But I guess the sun is hot enough
To fry and burn that dumb ***** up
If she has ownership of the Sun and expects royalties, Then I have ownership of her and suggest we throw her into the sun!
That way atleast she is happy that she died for a good cause, she is a cancer from the sun.. please return her..
Make the world a better place!
Seriously who made these rights?
Can I claim ownership of earth? Better yet the Galaxy and everything in it!
I have decided to make this ***** a little poem
Some crazy whore owns the sun
Give her tax or you get none
Does anyone listen? I think not
I think she's smoked too much pot
Send that slut back to her cell
Kiss my ass and go to hell
But I guess the sun is hot enough
To fry and burn that dumb ***** up