Poll: Paddington vs Winnie the Pooh

[Parasitic_Chick]

Yet another stupid debate created by myself and bored co-workers. Everyone at work said Paddington would destroy Winnie the Pooh. But I think Winnie (with his quick temper and overall awesomeness) would win. Yeah, I know he's a bit...um...slow, but I think he could kick some major ass if he had too. What do you think?

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

Which one would win? Let me answer your question with another question.

Which one can summon the Devil?

I rest my case.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Winnie has heart, and heart is all you need.

 

[madwarper]

whereas Pooh would have Rabbit and Piglet and that fucking sadsack Eeyore backing him up.

You're forgetting the big T. I. Double Guh. Er.

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[viscomica]

How the fuck is Paddington winning this one?
Winnie the Pooh is a clear win (for me)

 

[Queen Michael]

Ye Gods, it actually IS a fight debate... And here's me thinking I was being silly...

 

[LaoJim]

Well in Paddington's defence he did grow up in "deepest, darkest Peru". That'll sort the bears from the cubs.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I'm bias to say Paddington cos I grow up watching his show than I did with Winnie the Pooh.

 

[Albino Boo]

I don't know even why there is a discussions its Paddington by a mile

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[QUOTE=Baffle][QUOTE=LaoJim]Well in Paddington's defence he did grow up in "deepest, darkest Peru". [/QUOTE]

There's not even any heffalumps in Peru, let alone woozles.[/quote]

No, but there are drug cartels. Paddington comes from Peru with a suitcase and needs "looking after" and always going on about "sandwiches" The bear is a drug cartel enforcer. Just look at his eyes, those are the eyes of a stone cold killer.
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[Shocksplicer]

Oh god no, my childhood... MY CHILDHOOD! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME, ESCAPIST??

 

[Albino Boo]

I think we know who he's been selling to...

He isn't the only customer

 

[FPLOON]

I think the only reason why Paddington would win a fight against Pooh is if both existed in our world, since Pooh is nothing but a stuff bear who's personality comes from some random boy named Christopher Robin and Paddington's the only living sentient bear that we know of... Otherwise, Pooh would decimate Paddington with honey and then eat him like how Pooh "normally" eats honey...

Then again, they are both pacifist (even if they both don't realize it), which would just lead to a boring stalemate that doesn't actually solve the question of who would win in a fight in the first place... So, there's that...

 

[Barbas]

Pooh's a soporific honey addict, whilst my man Paddington Knownintheboroughs Bear is a convicted post office robber and prize bare-nuckle fighter. Tangle with the bear from Deepest, Darkest Peru at your peril, says I.

 

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[Drathnoxis]

As an aside, they'd both shit all over Rupert the Bear. It'd be like Three Bears One Cup, and Rupert's the cup. Fucking Rupert the Bear and his annoying arsehole trousers and scarf.

Are you kidding? Rupert could take them both on at once. Rupert has tons experience in hostile and life threatening situations, whereas Pooh and Paddington have practically none in comparison. Not only that but Rupert is much more quick witted and would be able to use his surroundings to his advantage a lot more easily than the others would. Not to mention his superior speed and maneuverability.

It would be an almost trivial win for Rupert, especially considering Pooh is stuffed with fluff and can't even touch his toes without tearing some seams.