Poll: Pants...

[j0frenzy]

Wait, what was the temperature outside today? Oh, right 45 degrees fahrenheit. Yeah, I'm wearing pants.
Even without the cold temperature, I would be wearing pants. They feel good and does not feel like my junk is hanging out for the world to see.

 

[Fritzvalt]

Anytime where pants are not required, pants are not worn.

Easiest way to keep people from knocking on your door at three in the god damned morning looking for a DD? Answer the door without pants.

 

[Thaius]

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

A cookie to whoever recognizes that line...

 

[Jamis]

Pants always. I hate not wearing pants be it summer time or even sleeping (I sleep fully dressed. Yes I find jeans that comfortable)

I am this way.

 

[CNKFan]

Depends on who we're talking about. Milla Jovovich: No pants. Rosie O'Donnell: Eight pairs!!!

Seconded on both counts. Milla topless too.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Not during the summer. Its fucking cold right now though.

 

[Empireth]

Clothing in general is a good idea.
Especially since we have winter for practically half the year. (Though, that doesn't stop some brave souls from wearing kilts on a day-to-day basis. They are held in high regard.)

But, it wouldn't just be any pants that I would wear if I did not have to conform to any specific rules. I would wear jeans.
I never wear sweatpants.
Or shorts, for that matter, in the summer.

I like clothing.
We had a week of plus 30 degrees Celsius (I do not know the Fahrenheit equivalent... but I know 26C = 80F) in August, and I was going about in a sweater.
I'm crazy like that.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

I have finally found a pair of jeans that are comfortable, black, and doesn't make me look like an emo wannabe.
I will never give up those pants. How could you ask such a thing?

 

[anaphysik]

Shorts are not cool

This is the dirtiest lie I have ever heard.
Shorts, every day of the year. All the freedom of not having cloth suffocating your legs, without giving up those so-very-useful pockets.

 

[megapenguinx]

I probably still would because it's semi cold where I live. Also I have kind of hairy legs, and I don't like seeing them all day.
Plus, I kind of like having pockets....so yeah.

 

[LongAndShort]

Yes I would wear pants on cold or windy days. Otherwise its kilts all the fucking way.

 

[Gmano]

simply because i carry all my stuff in my pockets.

Oh, and it can sometimes be pretty cold up here.

And my legs are ugly.

 

[NIHILHATE]

I could do shirtless, but big baggy strides (and stupidly heavy boots) are something you'll never see me without.

 

[Nova5]

Yeah - cargo pants are the awesomeness. There's always something I need to carry around.

 

[stubbmann]

I go for the kilts, baby.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I am a total fashion whore.
Of course I would.

 

[Socius]

My ancestors wore kilts so why can't I?

 

[michael_ab]

let the wind blow high let the wind blow low,
through the streets in m'kilt i go
all the lassies cryin LO
donald where your trousers? (troosers)

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

Go to the beach man, let loose. You can actually walk around in just underwear there! I know it's crazy. In Montenegro, nobody gives a flying hoot, so you might want to start there but you can actually wander an entire city in just underwear - though I advise flip flops. Broken glass and stingy insects can cause problems to stop your underwear-ramblings.

I'd still wear trousers even if I didn't have to because England is cold. Not freezing cold, but mild cold enough of the year round to constantly warrant wearing trousers or shorts, so I'll keep em on thanks.

 

[SonicKoala]

It's fucking cold up here in winter, so I like pants for the warmth they provide. I also find pants useful - they carry my really important stuff, and they hide my rather unattractive legs. All in all, go pants!