Poll: Peeing in the shower.

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Bat Vader

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I don't pee in the shower but I do brush my teeth in the shower. Some people find that to be gross and I don't understand why.
 

Blue Jay

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Damn calm down people who are against it, pee is the most clean substance that comes out of the body. I pee all the time in the shower. Considering we all clean our asses and balls I really don't think pee is a big deal at all.
 

Bara_no_Hime

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Frankster said:
game-lover said:
Makes me wonder how many people on this thread who don't pee in the shower don't mind the sex thing. And why? I mean, surely, it can't be anymore sanitary.
Bara_no_Hime said:
It's gross - you shouldn't do it - move on!
Bara im gonna guess you wouldn't be opposed to sex in the shower, any thoughts on what game lover said so you get to say something new in this years thread? :p
Also bara is not exagerating, back when i joined in 2009 i think this was also one of the first threads i saw on the escapist...
Sex in the shower is different. Why? Because I have no problem having sexual fluids on my skin.

I DO have a huge problem having pee on my skin.

So basically, unless you like your partner to pee on you, sex in the shower is different than peeing in the shower.

Oh - unless we're talking public showers here. Then that's gross either way - you have NO idea who's done what there. That's like sex in a public bathroom. Ick.

In my shower, at home? Yeah, I know exactly how clean it is, because I've cleaned it.

Also, side note - sex in my bathroom is a bad idea. It is not a comfy bathroom. So all the above sex in the shower was theoretical sex in the shower.
 

Sandjube

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I like how a lot of the anti-pee people are like "Oh but the toilet is like in the same room, like a meter away!". No. My toilet is in another room, so to go to it halfway through a shower I would have to get out, fully clean my legs and stuff so I don't wet everything, walk down the hall of my house and THEN go to the toilet. Then walk back down the hall, etc. Honestly, if it was as close as most of yours seem to be, yeah, sure, I'd go in it, but as it is? Fuck no.
 

soren7550

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Nope. Find it gross as well.

Lived with people who did though, and based on the smell, they were pissing where the water wasn't rinsing it off.
 

Troublesome Lagomorph

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I find the grime coming off of my body to be just as bad as the pee, so my objections are non existent. Also, saves water. Also: AIM FOR THE DRAIN.
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Bara_no_Hime said:
Sex in the shower is different. Why? Because I have no problem having sexual fluids on my skin.
What the bloody hell is the difference?!
 

Marik2

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Troublesome Lagomorph said:
I find the grime coming off of my body to be just as bad as the pee, so my objections are non existent. Also, saves water. Also: AIM FOR THE DRAIN.
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Bara_no_Hime said:
Sex in the shower is different. Why? Because I have no problem having sexual fluids on my skin.
What the bloody hell is the difference?!
One is pure waste and the other is for procreation?

Essence of life and shit
 

Troublesome Lagomorph

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Marik2 said:
Troublesome Lagomorph said:
I find the grime coming off of my body to be just as bad as the pee, so my objections are non existent. Also, saves water. Also: AIM FOR THE DRAIN.
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Bara_no_Hime said:
Sex in the shower is different. Why? Because I have no problem having sexual fluids on my skin.
What the bloody hell is the difference?!
One is pure waste and the other is for procreation?

Essence of life and shit
Flimsy argument is flimsy. :p
It all boils down to disgusting secretions from disgusting animals. If all that nastiness that comes out of genitalia is fine, then why the fuck is pissing in the shower, which washes off really easily evil and unacceptable. I DON'T SEE THE LOGIC AT ALL!
 

Marik2

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Troublesome Lagomorph said:
Marik2 said:
Troublesome Lagomorph said:
I find the grime coming off of my body to be just as bad as the pee, so my objections are non existent. Also, saves water. Also: AIM FOR THE DRAIN.
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Bara_no_Hime said:
Sex in the shower is different. Why? Because I have no problem having sexual fluids on my skin.
What the bloody hell is the difference?!
One is pure waste and the other is for procreation?

Essence of life and shit
Flimsy argument is flimsy. :p
It all boils down to disgusting secretions from disgusting animals. If all that nastiness that comes out of genitalia is fine, then why the fuck is pissing in the shower, which washes off really easily evil and unacceptable. I DON'T SEE THE LOGIC AT ALL!
Soap doesn't kill off pee in the shower.

You gotta bleach that shit.
 

Troublesome Lagomorph

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Marik2 said:
Troublesome Lagomorph said:
Marik2 said:
Troublesome Lagomorph said:
I find the grime coming off of my body to be just as bad as the pee, so my objections are non existent. Also, saves water. Also: AIM FOR THE DRAIN.
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Bara_no_Hime said:
Sex in the shower is different. Why? Because I have no problem having sexual fluids on my skin.
What the bloody hell is the difference?!
One is pure waste and the other is for procreation?

Essence of life and shit
Flimsy argument is flimsy. :p
It all boils down to disgusting secretions from disgusting animals. If all that nastiness that comes out of genitalia is fine, then why the fuck is pissing in the shower, which washes off really easily evil and unacceptable. I DON'T SEE THE LOGIC AT ALL!
Soap doesn't kill off pee in the shower.

You gotta bleach that shit.
And the cum and other disgusting fluids just disappear by magic, right?
 

Marik2

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Troublesome Lagomorph said:
Marik2 said:
Troublesome Lagomorph said:
Marik2 said:
Troublesome Lagomorph said:
I find the grime coming off of my body to be just as bad as the pee, so my objections are non existent. Also, saves water. Also: AIM FOR THE DRAIN.
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Bara_no_Hime said:
Sex in the shower is different. Why? Because I have no problem having sexual fluids on my skin.
What the bloody hell is the difference?!
One is pure waste and the other is for procreation?

Essence of life and shit
Flimsy argument is flimsy. :p
It all boils down to disgusting secretions from disgusting animals. If all that nastiness that comes out of genitalia is fine, then why the fuck is pissing in the shower, which washes off really easily evil and unacceptable. I DON'T SEE THE LOGIC AT ALL!
Soap doesn't kill off pee in the shower.

You gotta bleach that shit.
And the cum and other disgusting fluids just disappear by magic, right?
HELL FUCKING YEAH

But pee is like 10 times stronger or something

*points to what xpwn said*
 

Troublesome Lagomorph

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Marik2 said:
Troublesome Lagomorph said:
Marik2 said:
Troublesome Lagomorph said:
Marik2 said:
Troublesome Lagomorph said:
I find the grime coming off of my body to be just as bad as the pee, so my objections are non existent. Also, saves water. Also: AIM FOR THE DRAIN.
Edit:
Bara_no_Hime said:
Sex in the shower is different. Why? Because I have no problem having sexual fluids on my skin.
What the bloody hell is the difference?!
One is pure waste and the other is for procreation?

Essence of life and shit
Flimsy argument is flimsy. :p
It all boils down to disgusting secretions from disgusting animals. If all that nastiness that comes out of genitalia is fine, then why the fuck is pissing in the shower, which washes off really easily evil and unacceptable. I DON'T SEE THE LOGIC AT ALL!
Soap doesn't kill off pee in the shower.

You gotta bleach that shit.
And the cum and other disgusting fluids just disappear by magic, right?
HELL FUCKING YEAH

But pee is like 10 times stronger or something

*points to what xpwn said*
Then why not avoid... you know... ANY OF IT BEING IN YOUR SHOWER?
Again: absent logic is absent.
 

triggrhappy94

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The shower is getting flushed while you pee, what could be cleaner.
Urine is already sterile to begin with so you don't have to really worry about germs.
The only time I could see any real hestitation is if the drains backed up and it takes a couple second to flush--like my shower.
 

Alkali

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Seriously, why would you not pee in the shower?

Don't want to pee on yourself? Don't pee on yourself.
 

Jason Rayes

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Gordon_4 said:
Meh, when you're hung over as fuck or just not inclined to give a shit, I see no issue with it. Plus someone told me that in prisons some folks pee on their feet to get rid of tinea and stuff like that. I have no idea of its truthfulness or effectiveness, but there you go
Hmmm, according this pissing on your feet probably isn't going to clear up any fungus you may have, and likely wont help your foot odour either.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2700/can-urinating-on-your-feet-in-the-shower-cure-athletes-foot
 

Kolby Jack

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Ain't no germs in urine, folks. None. At all. You could drink piss from someone else and it wouldn't make you sick. That's not to say that you can drink urine all the time, because it does have various acids and chemicals and whatnot in it, but a little pee in the belly won't hurt you (barring your squeemish urge to vomit, but that's just on you).

And let's not forget, public pools are full of pee, as is the ocean. It's unavoidable unless you never swim, so yea. Get over it, and let loose in the shower (or bath) if you want. It's completely harmless.
 

Starik20X6

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I go to the loo before I get in the shower. Tends to nip that problem right in the bud. On the rare occasion I do have to go while showering, aim for the drain.
 

LobsterFeng

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I just read every post in this thread...the things I do instead of homework.

Anyway yes I pee. Plus I'm pretty sure most people masturbate in the shower as well, so really we all do gross things in the shower it's just best not to think about it.
 

Frankster

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Bara_no_Hime said:
Eww ok you made your point with the watersports analogy (im NOT into that), in retrospect i probably should have seen that coming ><

OT since i realized i didnt give my answer: did it sometimes when i was a teen, kicked the habit when in boarding school (the lads that did do their business in the showers next to everyone...well we would know xD and nope other guys certainly were not cool with it), and then in uni tried to be a classier kinda guy and never did it despite some drunken temptations, not to mention feel its disrespectful to go to someones house, use their shower, and well, yeh, just not very cool.