Poll: Pick one! baked chickens version!

[laughinggod]

Pick one of these choices to make your life better!

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Thread done too many times... I would say the hot chick for 10 bucks.

 

[Metric Monkey]

The chick for 10 bucks a day seems like the most reasonable thing to get. As long as the chick isn't some mindless retard though. (Darn OP is editing the poll. Gr...)

EDIT: I overlooked the $500,000 naked one day stuff. I change my answer to that.

Double edit: Overlooked the amount, it's 50,000. I change my answer again to the 1,000,000 dollars for killing a friend.

 

[Pimppeter2]

get $500,000 dollars but you have to go to school/work naked for 1 day


Why wouldn't I want to go to school naked. I contemplate doing it everyday, now there is just more initiative

 

[walls of cetepedes]

get $500,000 dollars but you have to go to school/work naked for 1 day

I'd get chucked out straight away, and if people make fun I could say: "Hey, I got £250000 for doing this."

 

[grimsprice]

Since i'm already slightly masochistic, i pick the billion and get beat up. I wouldn't mind getting beat up once a week. Unless they actually damaged me. Like bursting an eye or.... well. As long as i come out fine every week i'd pick the beating. A billion is a lot.

 

[TheLastCylon]

I picked the option that entailed me getting 1 billion just for getting beaten up every week. That doesn't sound so bad, at least I could potentially defend myself.

 

[The Political Gamer]

I kill my best friends in Team Fortress 2 every day. $1 million dollars please!

 

[KaiRai]

The naked thing, I just got a new tat I'd like to show off

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

get $500,000 dollars but you have to go to school/work naked for 1 day

I'd get chucked out straight away, and if people make fun I could say: "Hey, I got £250000 for doing this."

And if they made even more fun you could get them whacked.
Personally though I'd go for the hotchick and $10 a day, that more than covers my current expenses plus, I get a hot chick.

So what if she's dumber than me? She could still be that without being thicker than an Ork in armour.

 

[historybuff]

get the hottest girlfriend in the world or hottest guy if your gay for $10 dollars per day but they are dumber then you

But if I was gay, I would want a sexy chick.


In any case. I wouldn't mind getting beaten up--because I could learn to defend myself. And you never said that the intensity with which I was beaten up would increase as I became more awesome.

 

[the_duke_CC]

no question

get beat up every week for a billion, hell i used to be a rugby player, two fights in a half for no pay. i'd take that offer anyday

 

[lwm3398]

Pick one of these choices to make your life better!

You should say just guy or girl. not "If you're gay."

Little offensive, as we have girls here.

 

[Sigel]

I would do the perfect body option because I could make some sweet cash off it for a while doing modeling and/or playboy. When I am rich enough to retire comfortable forever, I would just quit payments and go back to my original body type.

 

[Phoenix Arrow]

Hey, I can take a beating. Where's my £1billion?

 

[APPCRASH]

Heh, I usually get beat up once or twice a week, but I never get paid for it.

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

I have been smarter than all of my girlfriends anyway, so that doesn't matter. Hooray for narcissism and modesty!

Plus, $10 is cheep compared to the amount of money I have to spend when first dating a chick.

 

[Jurassic Rob]

I've always wanted to go to work naked

 

[AvsJoe]

I'll pick the best body in the world for ~$72,000 annually. I'll just go into male modeling or become an actor or musician or something. I'll find a profession that requires little skill and pays very well.