Poll: Pies in the face

[TheEvilJester]

So here's the story. Last year I organized a fundraiser to have pies thrown at people. It was awesome because we made a decent amount of money. Now this year I have been told to do it again.

So being the nice guy I am, I do so. Then not even 3 hours later someone dipstick tells me I'm doing it wrong. The guy says instead of whipped cream, which the pie volunteers could eat, we should use shaving cream. The fuck? Everyone agrees. The fuck x2.

So first question is, which would you rather have thrown at you, shaving cream or whipped cream?

Second should I do something about the guy and if so what?

 

[Queen Michael]

Whipped cream. And you should do something about the guy. What should you do, you ask? One word: BatPieman.

 

[Talal Provides]

Shaving cream is soap and stings the eyes, so whipped cream.

 

[Snake Plissken]

You know what you should do to the guy? Throw a pie full of hammers and scorpions at him...

 

[Jedamethis]

Shove a pie of shaving cream into his face and if he enjoys it, follow his suggestion.

Otherwise tell him he's a plonker and call it a day.

What he said. Only don't call it a day.

 

[MikailCaboose]

Whipped cream. If it's thrown at me, I want to at least be able to lick it off. Fun and tasty!

 

[lacktheknack]

Use whipped cream, but use shaving cream on everyone who says "Use shaving cream". Everyone's happy.

 

[Mr Snuffles]

If it's shaving foam you can have a shave when it's been thrown at you!

On the other hand it's not very tasty...

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

One problem...And I hate to say it...Lactose intolerance.

Though I don't know if that's in whipped cream?

As for him though...


Fantom Flan Flinger!

 

[tomtom94]

I have a feeling these days it is a legal obligation to use shaving cream because of dairy allergies.
Could be wrong though.

 

[Dango]

Throw I pie filled with shaving cream at his face and see if he still wants to use them. I say whipped cream.

 

[ImprovizoR]

I had a pie thrown in the face once. And a cake also. Both were done by my sister when I made her angry with some of my provoking comments. I piss people off like that for no other reason except to show my intellectual supremacy. Anyway I just ate it all. Her loss really. I like strawberry pies and chocolate cakes.

I have no idea what those creams are so I just propose a strawberry pie with chocolate cream.

 

[Drop_D-Bombshell]

A different type of "cream" if you know what i mean ladies

OT: whipped cream, at least you can lick it off without being sick.

 

[Eumersian]

If the dipstick who suggested shaving cream wasn't trollin', nobody ever take advice from him ever again.

 

[Shuswah_Noir]

Whipped cream.

Throw a shaving cream pie at the guy who wants you to use shaving cream.