Poll: Please verify your age...

[You_have_a_name]

No, why would any one click that button?

if its porn and a 13 year old goes on it for porn im pretty sue he knows its porn so why would a button asking him for his age change anything, unless hes stupid and thinks the internet police will find him if he lies

 

[Arkhangelsk]

No, cause me, and my parents too, thinks that Age =/= Maturity.

 

[Yumi_and_Erea]

Like most people here, I don't have to (Class of 2003 rocks!)

Also, question for anybody who cares to think about it:

How many people do you suppose answer this poll while lying about their age ON THE ESCAPIST?

There's something a little creepy about the notion that at least one of the people posting on this thread is a 15 year-old kid, pretending to be a 31 year-old woman looking for company.

 

[Evilbunny]

I'm 16, and I've been to /b/.
And that's all I have to say about that.

I am NEVER going to let my kids on /b/. I found /b/ when I was 19 and it still fucked me up.

 

[FranzTyphid]

Being that I'm 22 I don't have to worry. Until they invent ultra-porn.

like PANDAS!
well i used to lie but since in 13 im a-okay

 

[Blanks]

No i usually don't use my actual d/m/y it's tedious, heck even though i'm 18 i'll still put down that i'm 88 to view a video

 

[Ocelot GT]

Im old enough to view adult material, but im sick of game trailers, sites etc asking for age, so I always put in a random age 18+ Even though I am 18+

 

[zombflux]

No, I always put January 1, 1990 or 1989- depending on which one is at the bottom of the drop down list (without scrolling)

Even though I'm older than 18, I just can't be arsed to put my real birthday for a silly video game trailer.

Also: I'm hesitant to vote, because you spelled lying wrong and I feel like if I pick that option I'm supporting your mistake.

 

[Mozared]

Your poll is a bit flawed. When I was under 18 I didnt "always" state the truth, even though I did do so most of the time.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Topless ladies can be viewed by anyone of any age. In fact the very first thing most people see when they come out of the womb is a topless lady. So anyone blocking access to such a thing due to age is a hypocrite.

Yep, I remember when my niece was born at the Brookings Medical Clinic Memorial Strip Bar.

Unless you're bottle-fed, when you're born, one of the first things you get to see (after the inside of a vagina) is an exposed breast. You get that nipple thrust right up in your face and then you're expected to suck on it. Then for the next 18 years of your life, your crazy country does its best to make sure that you never get to see that nipple ever again, because it might "damage" you or "desensitise" you somehow. Pfft.

 

[Spade Lead]

So the question is?

Do you truthful give your age when a website or video requires it to view their content?

This really only applies to people under 18, 16, 17, whenever the cut off age is for one of these videos

If your old enough now, did you tell a little white lie when you were younger and fudge your age?

And what was the craziest thing you have ever watched that was behind a "please state your age screen"

This question does not just apply to people watching pornographic videos; I have noticed that a number of videogame trailers on the G4 website require are verification.

I lie all the time because putting my ACTUAL Birthday in there takes too long. Other than that, I AM 25, so it doesn't matter...

In America you lie to the system, in soviet Russia the system lies to you!

WIN!

 

[riskroWe]

Youtube, because retards flag videos that are entirely appropriate.
Apart from that, I don't think so.
All the porn I've ever accessed has never required that.

 

[fogmike]

I had a site once that redirected you if you were under 18, or over 120. Well, I was apparently born in the 1700's so.....

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

I'm 19, so technically I COULD put in my real age, but for the sake of convenience I usually just put my birth date as 1/1/(whichever random year I scroll down to.)

 

[iron codpiece]

'I remember when the internet was invented. I'm 28 so... yeah...

 

[Dys]

I'm 20 and I still lie. They are pointless, I tend to just click through whatever combination will be sucessful. I especially hate the ones where the date format is wrong (mmddyyyy where it should be ddmmyyyy), moreso when they are unlabelled. My birthdate is 31/05/1989 yet I tend to go with something along the lines of 09/09/1909 for the age things, as it doesn't matter what format it's in.

 

[Lt. Sera]

'I remember when the internet was invented. I'm 28 so... yeah...

But the internet is 40 years old

In any case, I always lied on those things and will continue to do so just because there is no point to answering it truthfully. Just scroll down and click at random so you can get to the actual content faster.

 

[MetaKnight19]

I'm going to say yes, simply because I didn't get broadband internet until I was just about to turn 18, and since I couldn't gain access to internet anywhere else there was no point. There was broadband access at college but they had a block on most sites anyway.

 

[Rock 'n' Soul]

Of course, I didn't tell the truth when I was a little younger, but I'll be 21 next month so I can pretty much look at whatever I want.