Okay that made me bark out some laughter pretty loudly.ColdStorage said:So you played Starcraft?Valiance said:I didn't go.
My girlfriend and I had our own prom.
In her basement.
And it cost less money and was better than ANYTHING they could have done.
29¼, it's not like the big three oh is looming over my head like some ominous cloud that rains down a paunch belly and male pattern baldness or anything. It's not like that at all.madbird-valiant said:How old are you? xDace_of_something said:Yikes. No one wants to see pictures from 11-12 years ago. I know I don't.
Haha alright, it wasn't that awesome. More along the lines of my 3 friends and our girlfriends. But still.Hitman 43 said:Sure.CoziestPigeon said:Fuck prom. Instead, I got a hotel room with a couple buds and some gorgeous babes and we had our own damn prom, if you know what I mean.
...well he doesn't know how to straighten his own hair and he wanted me to style it for him too D=MaxTheReaper said:...
I'm trying to imagine a scenario where that makes sense.
Janat is a girl, or a gayer, whichever one it doesn't matter... what it means is that she is really good with hair. And her little brother wanted some avant garde shlock of hair styling that would totally blow the girls away from whatever angle they looked at him from.MaxTheReaper said:...JanatUrlich said:HE ASKED ME TO DO HIS HAIR
I'm trying to imagine a scenario where that makes sense.
Elaborate more, please, we need more backstory. That way when your brother "gets" the girl overcoming the odds in doing so it makes it more fun for us!.JanatUrlich said:...well he doesn't know how to straighten his own hair and he wanted me to style it for him too D=MaxTheReaper said:...
I'm trying to imagine a scenario where that makes sense.
Heel Max, Heel.MaxTheReaper said:Incidentally, fuck you and your biased poll.
NO, I want the crisis to crescendo before the happy ending.MaxTheReaper said:Oh, alright.JanatUrlich said:...well he doesn't know how to straighten his own hair and he wanted me to style it for him too D=
That makes more sense than him having like pig tails or something.
CRISIS AVERTED PEOPLE
MOVE ALONG
Zukonub" post="18.120953.2388647 said:But to answer the poll question, I mingled and talked with friends after I ate my girlfriend out.[/quote
did u dance while doing it?![]()
While I agree that that poll is stupid and needs to die, theres no need for name calling.MaxTheReaper said:Incidentally, fuck you and your biased poll.
[girlsname]Janat[/girlsname] is a girl, in case that wasn't obvious from her avatar, name, and profile.ColdStorage said:Janat is a girl
Please don't use terms like that, I'm sure there are a lot of people who'd be offended by that.ColdStorage said:or a gayer
re read my quote, I called her a her, and she. I was merely saying gay because they are shit hot hair stylist like their female counterparts.bodyklok said:While I agree that that poll is stupid and needs to die, theres no need for name calling.MaxTheReaper said:Incidentally, fuck you and your biased poll.
[girlsname]Janat[/girlsname] is a girl, in case that wasn't obvious from her avatar, name, and profile.ColdStorage said:Janat is a girl
Please don't use terms like that, I'm sure there are a lot of people who'd be offended by that.ColdStorage said:or a gayer
Also, I remember reading one of her posts where she said she was bi. SO yeah, she is sorta gay.
depends, did you go the to prom?arc101 said:Well i ate my girlfriend, what do i click on?
Well thanks Max.MaxTheReaper said:Dude, holy shit.
You're nearly twice my age.
Good god you're old.
You know what I fucking mean.MaxTheReaper said:Good, because I didn't call him a name.bodyklok said:While I agree that that poll is stupid and needs to die, theres no need for name calling.MaxTheReaper said:Incidentally, fuck you and your biased poll.
[sub]A paragon of maturity...[/sub]MaxTheReaper said:But to be fair, he started it.
I just laughed at it, it's really that bad.MaxTheReaper said:Not that I actually care. This is below getting angry at.
Very, very mild annoyance, maybe.
oh thanks, now you've made me question my ability to use ellipsis, thats the one thing I had.MaxTheReaper said:...I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.ColdStorage said:Well thanks Max.
No seriously, thanks for not making fun of my shortcomings such as being French.
...bitter, jaded.... crap at that wierd thing you people harp on about called grammar. Whatever the fuck that is.
Ellipsis however, my strong point.
Just in case you are:
Uh...yeah! Why don't you go...surrender...Frenchie?
Yeah! Go drink some fancy wine.
...I got nothin'.
Close enough.ColdStorage said:So you played Starcraft?Valiance said:I didn't go.
My girlfriend and I had our own prom.
In her basement.
And it cost less money and was better than ANYTHING they could have done.