Poll: "Prince" Harry?

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cuddly_tomato

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Everyone who knows me here knows me as a rather reasonable chap, unless it comes to issues regarding Michael Bay, animal cruelty, park ranging, traffic, public displays of affection by tortoises, Australian soap operas, Disney films, and other such crap.

Conspiracy theories aren't really my thing, but here is one which made me think "DING DONG WAKE UP!"

Who is the father of Prince Harry?



See the dude there on the left? That is James Hewitt [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Hewitt]. Princess Diana, may she rest in peace, was known for many things. Fidelity was not one of them. In fact, infidelity was something she was known for, having shacked up with the England Rugby captain, some doctors, James Hewitt, a retail magnate, an army captain, bodyguard, Bryan Adams, a painter, and even a used car salesman. Not that I am judging or anything. Putting oneself about is ones own business. But this kinda thing has left a question mark over the geneology of one who is in line to the throne.

The thing about Windsor males is they all look alike (some, rather snooty commoners, would say this is because of inbreeding, but this would be a traitorous thing to say!).

Phil:-


Charley:-


Wills:-


Harry:-.....?


He does not belong. Unless it is to this family.



What do ya'all reckon?
 
fix-the-spade

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Harry can't be the spawn of Charles, look at him, he's all filthy and he's got a Motocross bike! He's even wearing gloves made buy the filthy eyeties from Alpine Stars. Definately not cricket what ho!

Honestly, it doesn't matter. Whoever may be his biological father, Charley over there is his Dad and it's much too late for a DNA test to change that. Also, given the level of media scrutiny around them as a family, if there was even a sliver of doubt about the father's identity the tabloids would be all over it like flies on shit. Also (again), they've got Charle's and Harry's DNA on record, if they weren't blood relatives the secret would be out by now.
Charles is the dad, stop looking at it so deeply...
 
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Most importantly: Who cares?

No seriously, what reason is there to pay any attention to the monarchy at all anymore? There not there for any other purpose than to draw in tourists.
 
Nickolai77

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KillerMidget said:
Shall we get them on Jeremy Kyle?

I can see the caption now: A Royal Bastard. Durhurhur. Alistair would be ashamed.
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This, this and this again :p

I have a friend who has always claimed that her grandfarther acts and looks like Prince Philip, which must make family gatherings quite amusing and not very PC...but now, coming to think of it, Prince Harry looks the spitting image of my cousin, oshi..
 
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People still care about the monarchy? Huh...weird. I mean, the damn Queen (through the Governor-General) is our Head of State (Canada) and most people don't even know she exists.
 
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haha you bit on Diana reminded me of frankie boyle's joke on mock the week ..
on topic: hmm he does have an unusual likeness to hewitt i suppose he could be the dad
 
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