Is it bad that I'd want to see that hypothetical porno just to MST3K it?Koganesaga said:A porn movie, it wouldn't be as hot if she was screaming "yes! stick your ding-a-ling into my private spot and do the bump!"
Sorry, but those are both etymologies [http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/fuck.asp]. Acronyms didn't really enter the language until roughly World War II, and "fuck" and "shit" are both much older than that.ethaninja said:If I recall the history of the word Fuck, it used to be an acronym for Forced Upon Carnel Knowlage, meaning rape or something.
And shit used to stand for Stored High In Transit, as shit combusted a lot in the bottom of cargo ships, so they had to mark the boxes with S.H.I.T.
Touche, good sir.Catchphrase said:Yet your would get offended not by the profanity, but by the insult. That's faulty logic, seeing as this topic is about profanity.Killdebeest said:I think it's all context. If somebody says, "Oh fuck, that was scary." No need to get offended, but if it's something like, "Fuck you, you bitchy little asshole!" I would not appreciate that.
By your logic, you would not be offended if I called you "fruity little boyscout who sleeps with his mother and cries each night when his butthole is torn to shreds by a large horsewiener", as that does not contain "swear-words".
Are you convinced yet, or shall I conjure forth another example?
My new year's resolution this year was to never get offended.johnny appleseed said:So tell us what offends you, and why.
This basically summarizes my feelings on swearing.Furburt said:I can be offensive to some, but I've never had much of a problem with it. It's just words. I've been swearing all my life, although not excessively, and my parents swear too. As long as you don't overdo it, it can be a great way to emphasise your point.
I don't know why people don't like it. It is, as I said, just another word.
http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/fuck.aspethaninja said:I think over the years, the people have warped it. Made mountains out of molehills.
If I recall the history of the word Fuck, it used to be an acronym for Forced Upon Carnel Knowlage, meaning rape or something.
And shit used to stand for Stored High In Transit, as shit combusted a lot in the bottom of cargo ships, so they had to mark the boxes with S.H.I.T.