Poll: Quick!Make a Poem!

Jopoho

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Why make poetry
when I still have the internet?
Plagiarism! Yeah!

This was not plagiarized, nor do I condone it.
 

StellarViking

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Gonna write some sonnets up in this *****, got some iambic pentameter for y'all

A virus or, perhaps the wrath of God
Descended on Earth like a raging tide
The illness by which the spirit is shod
But the shell of a body stays behind

It spares no lives, no discrimination
Cultures collapse ahead of its advance
Raging through cities, raging through nations
Those caught before it stand hardly a chance

Survivors banding together to try,
To battle the spawn of Hell-borne rebirth,
Once mighty man has now withered and died
These undead monsters roam over the earth.

From what may now our salvation be wrought,
A twelve-gauge messiah with scatt'ring shot.


Will probably be back to post more as I think of them.
 

Sonic Doctor

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MrOramri said:
A walrus in a tree
How could that possibly be?
Sitting on a flimsy branch
Lighting his stove with a match
Cooking a roast from his nest
Tidying up for his guest
Just one thing wrong with his tree
Where will his guest sit for tea

A Walrus In a Tree
That made me chuckle.

Though, as my creative writing professor would tell some members of the class, and I'm not joking about what he said:

Poetry doesn't give you a license to do whatever the fuck you want. The rules of writing still apply, so you still have to punctuate properly and keep from writing fragments.
I'll be nicer. Make use of commas and find a way so the lines aren't fragments.

Example:

"Dependant clause",
"Independant clause".

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Sorry, I'm feeling like being a stickler tonight.
 

Paksenarrion

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nukethetuna said:
Wuffykins said:
nukethetuna said:
Post said write poem
Haikus are for the lazy
My choice? Obvious
And yet time taken
Ensuring line length and pace
Lazy? I think not
You speak the truth, friend
It's more effort than it seems
My speed increases!
What in the nine hells
are you guys talking about?
What is a haiku?
 

Sonic Doctor

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Tanksie said:
Haikus are awesome
but sometimes they dont make sence
Refrigirator

I got 10 out of 10 for that in a poetry assighnment
Did the teacher say,
You wrongly spelled the word sense.
May I have some ice?
 

nukethetuna

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Paksenarrion said:
What in the nine hells
are you guys talking about?
What is a haiku?
Japanese poem.
Five, seven, five syllables
is the pattern... dawg.

Oddly it does seem
like haikus are the simplest.
You're all doing them.
 

Sonic Doctor

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nukethetuna said:
Paksenarrion said:
What in the nine hells
are you guys talking about?
What is a haiku?
Japanese poem.
Five, seven, five syllables
is the pattern... dawg.

Oddly it does seem
like haikus are the simplest.
You're all doing them.
A Haiku is nice.
I did rhyme on a dime here,
With a mug of beer.

Edit:

I did edit it.
I'm not very eloquent,
When I am tired.
 

Silverfox99

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I was once asked
to write a poem in a escapist thread

little did i know
the op was drunk and half-dead

finals were looming
the time was all spent

with nothing to turn in
the teacher would be bent

so the op used their head
and posted a popular thread

found one that made them content
turned it in and to sleep they went.
 

breadsammich

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There once was a man named Lou
Who had developed a taste for poo
He got hepatitis and raging colitus
Then died after eating poo stew
 

Sonic Doctor

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Silverfox99 said:
I was once asked
to write a poem in a escapist thread

little did i know
the op was drunk and half-dead

finals were looming
the time was all spent

with nothing to turn in
the teacher would be bent

so the op used their head
and posted a popular thread

found one that made them content
turned it in and to sleep they went.
You have sentences without capitalization.
You have lines without punctuation.

Poetry is like any other written word.
It must follow the rules of writing, though correcting you makes me sound like nerd.
 

Taldeer

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Human ghosts in silicate shells,
circuitry lines on my face and around my mouth,
heat and light with a slight ozone scent.

These shells, like bullets, fit perfectly
I wear them on my feet, on my hands and over my eyes,
They sound dry and accurate bouncing off surfaces -

I send them around as scouts.
I use them as currency.
They are not part of me.

When I sleep, they all rattle at once and I get static.

I've been trying to program my words into phrases
they started flashing a message on every screen,
On every wall
Cold, green lasers all over my skin.
 

Taldeer

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Uncomfortable silences litter the landscape,
Lie in every place we've ever been -
translucent
thin
naked
bodies tinged with blue in the fresh snow

I crushed one of them,
its vast volume caved,
hollow and dry between my teeth.

Eventually, so did we.
 

Silverfox99

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Sonic Doctor said:
Silverfox99 said:
I was once asked
to write a poem in a escapist thread

little did i know
the op was drunk and half-dead

finals were looming
the time was all spent

with nothing to turn in
the teacher would be bent

so the op used their head
and posted a popular thread

found one that made them content
turned it in and to sleep they went.
You have sentences without capitalization.
You have lines without punctuation.

Poetry is like any other written word.
It must follow the rules of writing, though correcting you makes me sound like nerd.
Relax it was just a fun poem written as a joke.

BTW, Poetry and literature does not have to follow the rules of writing. There are novels with out a single period in them or any punctuation. If there is a rule of writing I can point out in literature where that rule has been broken. It helps to create an effect for the overall work. In this case I was being lazy, but was that on purpose?
 

Sonic Doctor

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Silverfox99 said:
Sonic Doctor said:
Relax it was just a fun poem written as a joke.

BTW, Poetry and literature does not have to follow the rules of writing. There are novels with out a single period in them or any punctuation. If there is a rule of writing I can point out in literature where that rule has been broken. It helps to create an effect for the overall work. In this case I was being lazy, but was that on purpose?
Yeah stuff like that does get published, but not often, and usually only by established writers because people in the field seem to give leeway to established writers.

My advice:

Don't take any creative writing classes in college and use that mentality with your writing. Every professor I've had in the field (they are published of course because one can't be a full professor without publishing) would disagree with you. If I had written a poem like yours for one of those classes, I would have had red ink all over it with additions of commas, periods, and capitalization of the beginnings of each line.

Edit: I was just playfully joking about the errors your poem, I know this thread isn't serious. Though my advice in this post is serious.
 

SovietSecrets

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I just won a match in Starcraft 2
He was a Protoss and him I did slew
Don't mess with the best
Terran is above all the rest

And thats my horrible poem.