Poll: Race?

[GoldenRaz]

The most superior one?

Tour de France.

This was pure genius, kudos!

 

[300lb. Samoan]

Tour de France.

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Pardon?

The OP said to use my imagination. I figured mild wit would suffice.

The most superior one?

This was pure genius, kudos!

Agreed, well done on the imagination front. You know it's good when you read it, go to bed, and still didn't get it when you woke up.

 

[Dorian Cornelius Jasper]

This was pure genius, kudos!

A toast, then!

Agreed, well done on the imagination front. You know it's good when you read it, go to bed, and still didn't get it when you woke up.

It sneaks up on you like that, yes. And there's nothing better than starting off with something to keep the tone light and airy.