Poll: Sex marks?

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MasterOfWorlds

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Mackheath said:
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Mackheath said:
You've got some talented nuts; even I hate being hit there, and they went out of the way to be abused as a kid. Slipping from fences, insulting girls, playing football with steel-toed boots...
Yep, Lefty, Righty, and Sing-Along. Sadly, Sing-Along got work in kid's films as the bouncing ball for Sing Along tunes. Oh the irony. It was his idea to run when they sensed danger.
...You have three testicles?! o_O

Daaaaaaaaaaamn....
No, I only have two. That joke is a long running one from back in high school. I don't recall how it started though. XD
 

eggmiester

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ARGH, YE FECKERS!

ye reminded me of that time that i asked dad what a hickey was, and he showed me one he had one on his neck, and told me that mam gave it to him.

i was 12. i had only just found out what sex was. and i freaked when i realised WHEN dad got the hickey.

MENTALLY SCARRED FOR LIFE!

it's a funny story now, though. just... don't ever mention parents sleeping together. seriously, it can cause TRAUMA!
 

Hiname

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I may have a tendancy of scratching rather hard when Im being done.. well enough. *cough and looks at her fingernails*
How did I managed not to kill anyone until now..
 

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PatSilverFox said:
Chafed wrists and ankles from...
You know...
Your time in maximum-security prison?

OT: Once gave an ex a large, obvious bite mark the day before her cousin's first communion. Didn't go down well.
At various times I've both given and received a variety of minor wounds.

Come to think of it, a disproportionate number of my exes have been mild asphyxiophiles, too.
 

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My first girlfriend got me into lovebites. One of my exgfs was going away for a weekend with a friend of hers that I didn't particularly like, so I gave her loads of really visible ones in really obvious places (she loved it at the time). The friend got cornered by a bunch of people who though he'd been beating her up. Winning all round.
 

MasterOfWorlds

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Hiname said:
I may have a tendancy of scratching rather hard when Im being done.. well enough. *cough and looks at her fingernails*
How did I managed not to kill anyone until now..
It actually takes a good amount of force to puncture human skin. XD

I take it that you scratch pretty deep though.
 

MasterOfWorlds

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Lucky; you only need to deal with the pain in two instead of three when you get them kicked. =x
I've just learned how to keep my mouth shut when I need to. XD

Martial arts helped too. Defense and reading movements and all that. XD
 

Hiname

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MasterOfWorlds said:
It actually takes a good amount of force to puncture human skin. XD

I take it that you scratch pretty deep though.
My partners got used to bloody shoulders and backs by now, so I think we're doing fine. Saves me the money to buy a whipp I guess? *giggle*
 

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Hiname said:
My partners got used to bloody shoulders and backs by now, so I think we're doing fine. Saves me the money to buy a whipp I guess? *giggle*
Sadly, I sold my whip to one of my female friends a while back or I'd offer it to you since I never use it. XD
 

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Hickies don't make sense to me. I once had one that was so dark and huge that people started asking me if I was long for this world. I took a look at it and it looked as if someone had badly tattoed china onto my neck with a muddy mixture of red, blue and black. I didn't really feel like showing off that kind of thing to anyone and when people asked me about it I just sort of shrugged

Scratches and bites make sense to me. For one, they usually end up somewhere other than my neck. Also they are like little keepsakes in the form of wounds, how adorable.
 

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Hiname said:
My partners got used to bloody shoulders and backs by now, so I think we're doing fine. Saves me the money to buy a whipp I guess? *giggle*
*grin* *griin* *griiin* (sorry)

I've only ever been bitten (flogged once)... once got a bit of neck/shoulder (base of the neck area anyway) torn out. Anyway, never understood (from the girl's POV) what the appeal of scratching is (though to be fair, people ask me why I love being bitten, so what the hey).
 

Azaraxzealot

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i think i mentioned this before... but my fiance can suck all the juice out of a pickle without cutting it open.

just saying.
 

MasterOfWorlds

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Azaraxzealot said:
i think i mentioned this before... but my fiance can suck all the juice out of a pickle without cutting it open.

just saying.
If she can suck a golfball through a garden hose, then I'll be impressed. XD
 

Hiname

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MasterOfWorlds said:
If she can suck a golfball through a garden hose, then I'll be impressed. XD
Thats SO not worth the effort learning.. I mean what's the point if you guys can't stand up to that for long enough? *poke poke*
 

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i love them. Im into being scratched and bitten so... marks are win. although they can be hard to explain at work on occasion....
 

Vern5

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Hiname said:
MasterOfWorlds said:
If she can suck a golfball through a garden hose, then I'll be impressed. XD
Thats SO not worth the effort learning.. I mean what's the point if you guys can't stand up to that for long enough? *poke poke*
I can't speak for all guys but, I could stand up to that for a while. I'm sort of "resilient" like that. It's both a gift and a curse in my opinion.
 

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Hiname said:
MasterOfWorlds said:
If she can suck a golfball through a garden hose, then I'll be impressed. XD
Thats SO not worth the effort learning.. I mean what's the point if you guys can't stand up to that for long enough? *poke poke*
If you have the stamina of a workhorse, it's a totally different story. And careful where you poke, my gf has like a sixth sense when it comes to stuff like that. XD