The OP doth protest too much, methinks.
Okay, now in all seriousness, I think Shakespeare was pretty bad ass. Yeah he was crude, vulgar and violent, but that was so he could appeal to a wider audience. His stories were still full of very deep insights that can relate to our society today. Also the loop hole for the no man of natural birth shall kill Macbeth, beautiful. And I feel I have to throw in my two cents on this:

Okay, now in all seriousness, I think Shakespeare was pretty bad ass. Yeah he was crude, vulgar and violent, but that was so he could appeal to a wider audience. His stories were still full of very deep insights that can relate to our society today. Also the loop hole for the no man of natural birth shall kill Macbeth, beautiful. And I feel I have to throw in my two cents on this:
A few things that don't exactly work with your example. Firstly, she would've done a lot more to disguise herself in reality, but for the purposes of this play it would've been to time consuming and I think missed the mark. In keeping her pretty much the same it was like, the physical embodiment of the viewers knowledge that she wasn't who she said she was...if that makes any sense. And second, he does mean that line, but not in the way you're thinking. Obviously he can't be standing there. It's more of a what the fuck is going on line, because in the world of the play she is more well disguised than some cut hair.About To Crash said:Now, I was forced to study "The Bard" far more than I would've liked so far in the Acting program at my University. I have come upon a conclusion: The man's writing was great, but his stories were terrible.
I'll take an example of a play I was in last summer. Twelfth Night. In this play, there is a scene near the end where a twin brother and sister see each other and I, playing Sebastion, the brother had to say, "Do I stand there?"
No. I wasn't standing there, and as her brother, I knew that. We worked quite hard to make the lines sound as if he was playing, not really meaning it, but he did! Shakespeare wrote it in such away that he could mean nothing else! All she did was cut her hair! Would you recognize your twin sister if she cut her hair? Of course you fucking would!