Potato Ola said:
Once upon a time, I was told by my mother that you are supposed to shampoo first because "It'll wash off the body wash." Now that I am older and not quite as stupid, I realize this is bull. So, just wondering, which do you do first?
Wha?
Firstly, why?
Second, I just want to be clear on your statement. Your mother told you, when you were younger and ostensibly stupid, that the correct order for bathing was:
1. Shampoo. No products on your body at all, apply and clean shampoo.
2. Nothing, you just rinsed the body wash that wasn't there anyway off with shampoo.
Huh?
It's best to go with gravity, especially if you have acne or don't like your face to smell like ass/genitals/armpits. Plus, in a few years when you start liking girls, you may also start using other products such as conditioner. Rather than stand there under the water for 5 minutes like a tool, you can apply the conditioner and then go about the business of cleaning the rest of you, then rinse. It's one of the simplest forms of multitasking.
Also, I brush each side of each tooth 20 times, and I squint a bit when I take a dump. You seem interested in these sorts of things.