Poll: SHEW FLY DON'T BOTHER ME!

[crape]

only a minute prior to this i was cooking dinner... FYI it was maruchan instant lunch cups .. and my brother trapped a fly in the microwave. In advance i'd like to apologize for those who find this cruel, but i think that flies are annoying! So we put him on high for thirty seconds.. my whole family gathered around like it was some big spectacle! well.. he survived to my surprise! so my dad opened the door, proceeding to squish him, and he is like SUPER FLY now. or something... but i wanted to take a poll, if you would my fellow escapists, on how annoying you find flies.... yes the extra long story on super fly was necessary for the making of this poll

 

[TaborMallory]

If I had the power, I'd shoot every fly out of the air with a bolt of electricity powerful enough to disintegrate it.

So yeah, extreme annoyance.

 

[joshthor]

flys are annoying, but they are easy to kill. just wait for it to land and clap above it.

 

[Jaranja]

You're a very kind family, aren't you?

If it's really pissing you off THAT MUCH, kill it instantly. Don't torture the poor guy. Anyway, I imagine all it was doing was trying to get out of the room.

 

[Frank_Sinatra_]

You used a microwave? Pfft... I use a shotgun.

 

[wrecker77]

Not so much flies....Mosquitoes. My blood is crack for them.

 

[Sassafrass]

Option 3. Every single time.

Especially if they go near the food I lick to claim it as mine...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Now that you mention it, I'm engineering a virus that will cause flies to explode after three days, like tiny blood-filled balloons.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Die, you buzzing bastards, die!

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

You know... I would've kept the microwave on until it died. Just to see how long it could survive. There are billions of them anyway, and they do annoy me quite frequently.

 

[Godavari]

Dude. I would have put that sucker on for five minutes. 30 seconds didn't kill it, and I want a freakin' explosion!

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

You used a microwave? Pfft... I use a shotgun.

You used a shotgun? Pfft I use a BB Gun. They don't call me Dead-Eye Tambourine for nothin'

Seriously though, I hate flies. My crowning achievement in the neverending war against them was the time that I actually managed to kill one by rat-tailing it with a towel. I still to this day do not know how that happened

 

[MusicalFreedom]

it speaks a lot about human society when the murdering of an animal becomes family entertainment. you should all be ashamed

 

[Ibanez887]

I hate flies so much. If possible, I would track them all down and blow them to atoms using an RPG-7

 

[A Weary Exile]

Flies have NOTHING on Mosquitoes, the assholes of the universe.

 

[crape]

You're a very kind family, aren't you?

If it's really pissing you off THAT MUCH, kill it instantly. Don't torture the poor guy. Anyway, I imagine all it was doing was trying to get out of the room.

oh boy! haha it happened to have landed in the microwave, and WHEN WILL WE EVER GET A CHANCE LIKE THAT AGAIN?! someone had to try it! and we were very much hoping for it to mutate, become very large, name it vinny, have him live with us, and claim him on taxes buuuut instead he just got very warm, very quick went about the rest of his life... which could i just point out is only 24 hours long so hmmmm he has like oh looky! only but a few hours left.. he;s still alive and if i know men he'll go tell all those lady flies he got 'nuked' and survived.. if he don't get some fly ass wit that i don't know what will!

 

[madcap2112]

You used a microwave? Pfft... I use a shotgun.

A shotgun? Pfft...child's play. Fetch me my flamethrower...

 

[Darth Pope]

You used a microwave? Pfft... I use a shotgun.

A shotgun? Pfft...child's play. Fetch me my flamethrower...

A real man kills flies with a chainsaw.

 

[crape]

I was in my kitchen messing with a spring pistol airsoft gun when I see a fly. I randomly shoot in it's direction and it decapitates the thing. I felt cool...

you should DEFINITELY feel cool CYBER-AIR-FIVE!

 

[Kstreitenfeld]

The worst is when a fly decided to fly aimlessly around your room early in the moaning right before you wake up.

 

[Hyperactiveman]

You used a microwave? Pfft... I use a shotgun.

pfft... I use an Rocket Launcher... Sorry had to quote Monty Python!