Poll: Shooter or Hack n Slash One Liners

[ReaperzXIII]

I am just wondering if I am the only one that mutters one liners after every awesome kill like a headshot or surviving something I shouldnt survive and killing the other person or things like double kills.

If you do, post some of your one liners too

"Dropped your face son!"

You can also drop in your favourite one liners from games you know

 

[delet]

Sometimes when I get real into a game of TF2, I'll utter such things as "Ouch", or "rawr"... I try to limit myself as it tends to annoy people quite a bit.

 

[Swaki]

no, if i do something incredible like getting the 50 - 49 game winning kill i may say "yeah!" but no witty oneliners.

or after a particularly hard boss fight i may say "finally" under my relieved and stressed breath.

 

[thiosk]

I was hoping this thread would be about the lines muttered by the characters themselves.

Because "You were almost a Jill Sandwich!" would take the cake.

Unfortunately, no, I only laugh maniacally when I vaporize hundreds of millions of colonists with an orbital bombardment.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Hmmm... sometimes I comment on kills, but it is a bit of an unconscious reaction, so I couldn't tell you what I say for sure.
All I do know Is that he is called the Stig is that on Red Faction Guerrilla I say "I Am The Hammer!" When I kill people with the -guess what?- Sledgehammer.

 

[funksobeefy]

when ever I get a head shot I say something stupid.

 

[Valdsator]

All I do know Is that he is called the Stig

Lol XD.

I sometimes say Duke Nukem one liners, but not too much. Though I do find myself screaming, "Oh no you don't!" and stuff like that with games that I've played before.

 

[McGee]

Not really....unless muttering "fuck you" under my breath when I finally kill someone who's been dominating me counts.

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

I just say ow whenever anyone kills me or I get shot.

Then laugh when someone is killed by me, because I suck so much at FPS games.

 

[CrysisMcGee]

Pretty much all Duke Nukem.

"Your face, your ass, whats the difference?"

"Let God sort em out"

 

[Juven Ignus]

I usually just scream like a girl when I'm getting shot at and I don't know where the enemy is.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Things I say when I get kills

"Well that shouldn't of worked"
"Got one" -Whispered tone-
"Alright"
"Get the cool shoeshine" -I tend to listen to Gorillaz while killing things and sing along when I am happy-
"Crap he almost got me" -For some reason I never seem to find any females, at least not any with Mics-
"Now how did that happen?"
"Dead"

Those tend to be the ones I say the most.

 

[Souplex]

"When you see your bro in hell, tell him... He's still a douche!"

 

[willard3]

Ah search bar, you are my friend. (because I was about to make another topic on this)

OT: Only sometimes. If I snipe someone who's trying to be all super-sneaky, I usually say something along the lines of "Hello" as I drop the reticle on his head, and possibly a casual "Gotcha".

Just yesterday, I was on Afghan in MW2 by the bunker on the side of the map (with the Hummer next to it). I was taking cover behind the little hillock, trying to snipe somebody in the bunker that faces the cave. Then somebody started shooting me from the closer bunker, so I spin and shoot a random shot which actually manages to tag him (I'm using the Intervention, btw) before I go prone behind cover. We take turns popping out of cover and exchanging fire; he manages to tag me a couple of times. After I laid there for probably a good 15 seconds straight, I crouch, see him in the doorway, and pop him in the dome, all in one motion. I'm pretty sure I said "Gotcha *****!" as I turned and ran.

 

[thepopeofatheism]

Only one thing needs be said:

Boosh

 

[Sonofadiddly]

I tend to continually talk to really difficult or important bosses. But I'm really polite when I do so. For example, the final boss in ME2:

"Okay, just hold still for a second, I'm just going to shoot you in the eye for awhile. Wait, where are you going? Oh, there you are. Alright, you just charge up you attack, and I'll keep shooting you in the eye."

The only trash talk I do is when bosses say stupid things after you beat them like "you've failed" or some bullshit. Then my favorite line is "Yeah, well you're DYING." Not the cleverest one-liner, but a valid point, I think.

 

[irishdude]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faSlJJpggRM

God of war 2 ending

listen between 3.00 & 3.30 and after 6.30

fecking love they lines

 

[S.R.S.]

Does screams of agony count?

I tend to do some fps doug impressions.

 

[literallyanythingelse]

"Eat it, *****" is a common one, or if something's particularly tough, "Why won't you die?!"
Nothing particularly original there..
EDIT: or, "and that, children, is how babies are made."

 

[GLo Jones]

"AWWWWW YOU OUTTA TIIIMMMME"

Caps lock just doesn't do it justice.