Poll: Shower or grower? (A mature question)

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SoulSalmon said:
I've never even HEARD of someones being a "shower" as you put it :/

Being a "shower" sounds like it'd actually be REALLY annoying >.>
I'm actually surprised at the polling, I thought it was pretty evenly distributed, perhaps it says something about the escapists demographics. But yeah its why people dress left in suits.
 

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Grower here, pretty pathetic when flaccid. Ok-ish size when stimulated, haven't had any complaints so must be an alright size I guess.
 

CannibalCorpses

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It's small but it smells like a big one ha! Big enough to make 'your' eyes water!

Seriously though i've never had any complaints so who cares whether the guy in front of me has a bigger one? I don't lose sleep over it :p

I'm a grower for the record...
 

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trollnystan said:
Porn is my only educational tool.
Allow met to burst your bubble then. Porn =/= what you can expect :p
But I think you already figured that out by yourself right? You seem bright enough.

Back to topic at hand
Alot of men consider their length as something to brag about. As if it makes them more of a man or makes them a better person or better at.... certain things. Though not much of that is true, it's the fact that alot of people are insecure. Wether you're a grower or shower it matters not much to participation, effort, results or something like that.

Me, I suppose I am a grower and I personally do not care mostly about it. I have more or less a radiant personality that I rather depend on x3
(Yes I am aware of my huge ego hogging your bandwith, making interwebs slower :V )
 

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At what point does one become a 'shower'?

I mean let's say someone has a penis that, when flaccid, is the same length as the average erect penis but still increases in size when erect. Is that a shower or grower?

I thought a 'shower' was someone who's penis was large flaccid but only grew a little when erect - your description lead me to believe that there are men going about their daily business at their full length at all times. Is that...true? o_O
 

WolfThomas

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Heh, the poll looks pretty phallic
AngloDoom said:
At what point does one become a 'shower'?

I mean, let's say someone has a penis that, when flaccid, is the same length as the average erect penis, but still increases in size when erect. Is that a shower or grower?

I mean, I thought a 'shower' was someone who's penis was large flaccid but only grew a little when erect - your description lead me to believe that there are men going about their daily business at their full length at all times. Is that...true? o_O
Well the majority of the length erect. By you're description you'd be a shower. I'll ammend the example. The actual size of the penis doesn't matter, it's the proportional change in size. Lets say a grower increases greater than 50% in size.
 

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Cue lots of people lying.
Honestly I'm told that I'm both. I'm pretty confident in my body these days, not like I used to be.
And yet your avatar is a guy wrapped in bandages . . . ;-)
 

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Ruwrak said:
trollnystan said:
Porn is my only educational tool.
Allow met to burst your bubble then. Porn =/= what you can expect :p
But I think you already figured that out by yourself right? You seem bright enough.

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Yes, I'm well aware; my dreams have not been laid to waste by you, don't worry =P
 

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WolfThomas said:
I'm actually surprised at the polling, I thought it was pretty evenly distributed, perhaps it says something about the escapists demographics. But yeah its why people dress left in suits.
That the Escapist is mostly populated by people who's penis grows? I can't see any reason for that bias. To be honest, out of all the nude men I've seen (real and in photos) I can't think of any that had penises long enough to be a shower unless their member is well below average when erect. You sure it isn't a minority?

OT: Grower and glad for it, I can't imagine how having a penis longer than even say just 4 inches, let alone at fully erect length, most of the time would be comfortable, surely it would get in the way?
 

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Men are disturbing.

Then again, I watch my boobs in the mirror but still...

edit:
OH GOD POLLING
http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/3231/unledqzl.png
 

WolfThomas

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JoJoDeathunter said:
That the Escapist is mostly populated by people who's penis grows? I can't see any reason for that bias. To be honest, out of all the nude men I've seen (real and in photos) I can't think of any that had penises long enough to be a shower unless their member is well below average when erect. You sure it isn't a minority?
Curse the lack of tone on the internet, I meant that as an offhand joke, like being a grower correalates with liking video games and being socially awkward (a large escapist demographic). I thought it was a minority, but still a significantly larger number than the poll says.
 

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This thread is full of so much win! I predict that it will steadily 'grow'.

Me? I'm a grower. Pretty comfortable with my body and my size is just right to me. Not too big, not too small :)
 

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WolfThomas said:
SoulSalmon said:
I've never even HEARD of someones being a "shower" as you put it :/

Being a "shower" sounds like it'd actually be REALLY annoying >.>
I'm actually surprised at the polling, I thought it was pretty evenly distributed, perhaps it says something about the escapists demographics. But yeah its why people dress left in suits.
Yes, the Escapist key demographic is those that penises are small then grow larger when erect :p

Radelaide said:
Men are disturbing.

Then again, I watch my boobs in the mirror but still...

edit:
OH GOD POLLING
http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/3231/unledqzl.png
Oh the irony.

OT: I'd like to state that, in my experience, it's more common to have a grower than a shower. I'd have thought it'd be related to the whole Alpha males thing, us being primates and all.
 

SwagLordYoloson

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It doubles in size from 12 inches to the length from a-z on the keyboard -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o-

No need to feel jealous fellas, not all of us can be, so talented
 

psychodynamica

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I think i'm a grower, but i have never measured myself so i don't really know for sure, but i am interested to know whether women knew this fact before hand, cause that way they might stop laughing at it.