Poll: So a guy walks into bar

[Aldan9]

Hey guys, let's get a little interactive story going on here. We will start with one of the most known beginnings for a joke:

So a guy walks into a bar...

 

[Lukeje]

and falls over, clutching his head.

 

[TheHappySquid]

Ouch.

EDIT: Haha, ninja'd.

 

[Aldan9]

Notices someone had spilled their drink right at the doorstep. He could smell the scotch on his clothes.

 

[Wondermint13]

His good friend and Hollywood star Bruce Willis follows close behind him.

 

[Aldan9]

Bruce nearly slips himself, but through a series of stuntmen materialising just in time he lands back on his feet relatively unharmed. Meanwhile a car had crashed into the bar, two men were shot in the chest, the statue of a beaver with no relevance to said car or shot men was wearing a hat in the middle of the scece. Bruce all bloodied picks up the man smelling of scotch and promises him he will find the ones who did this and make them PAY!