Poll: So Escapist... Can you dance?

[Dusquad]

So do you dance? If so, where, in what situation, and what style do you use? I personally love going to parties and techno dances at my school and doing a German Techno dance style called "Jumpstyle" dancing (look it up on youtube, there are tutorials and such, it's a lot of fun). So tell me, do you dance?

 

[HardRockSamurai]

No, I cannot dance. There are bricks that can dance better than me.

 

[Ayrav]

I like to keep it to myself but when I'm feeling frisky I can breakout a pretty excellent Micheal Jackson, moonwalk included. I prefer to dance to good indie rock rather then techno or hip hop.

 

[Pielikey]

I would have to be really drunk to dance.

BTW: There are like 3 yes answers.

 

[Sassafrass]

I can dance as well as a drunk guy on ice while the floor and the bottom of his feet has been covered with butter and he's wearing roller skates.

So no.

 

[DrDeath3191]

I can dance. Not well by any means, but it is physically possible for me to dance.

 

[Dorian]

I dance only as many times as I've killed myself.
Which is, to say, no.

NO EXCEPTIONS.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Can I dance?

*Turns on stereo*

 

[Disaster Button]

I actually can. Whether it's random dance moves or streetdancing. I can actually street dance pretty well, I got free lessons at a college placement and it was pretty goddamn sweet.

 

[Spiner909]

I never really tried dancing, but I can jam.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I can't dance, I've absolutely no cordination whatsoever.

 

[technoted]

unless moshing is dancing (and i dont mean hardcore dancing i mean proper circle pit moshing and headbanging) then no

 

[ottenni]

Does headbanging count? If not that is very very sad. Other than that i can do a few formal dances that i learnt when i did my deb (that will make no sense to allot of people but i know what i'm talking about).

 

[zen5887]

Only when I'm reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally drunk XD

Ask Purple Rain about dancing. Ohmygod it was the best thing I have ever seen ever.

 

[Souplex]

The last time I tried, three people died and six were permanently injured.

 

[JWAN]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg

damn straight

 

[Cherry Cola]

Why two options for yes? Why not just have 8 options for no and your thread will be done?

 

[Con Carne]

I actually taught Ballroom, swing and Latin dancing for about a year.

 

[SimuLord]

I dance like the awkward white boy I am. That is to say, I don't.

I also can't jump, vote Republican, and care about money as something other than "I want to buy something right now, do I have any"? I'd like to sign up for the Stereotype Ultra Plan, please. I even brought a box of crackers.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

You know when you hook a corpse up to electricity and it has muscle spasms?

That has more rhythm and technique than me dancing.