Poll: Sometimes I hate sandvichs....

[Veldel]

I make a egg and turkey sandvich with swiss on toasted bread and I go to take a bite and the egg falls out....


Ever make food and have it flop on you in someway or another?

 

[Kevlar Eater]

Yep. I regularly drop pizza, toppings side usually hitting the floor and splattering orange-red grease. Or dropping toast, with the jam side hitting the floor.

Or if I add sliced tomato and lettuce in my sandwich and they slip out. Yes, it pisses me off.

 

[Elfgore]

Hot dogs in buns are my bane. Three fourths of the time they roll. If I'm lucky, they just roll a little on the plate and just my condiments are messed up. Worst case scenario, I'm cleaning ketchup, mustard, and pickle relish off the floor. Usual carpet floor as well.

 

[Veldel]

Hot dogs in buns are my bane. Three fourths of the time they roll. If I'm lucky, they just roll a little on the plate and just my condiments are messed up. Worst case scenario, I'm cleaning ketchup, mustard, and pickle relish off the floor. Usual carpet floor as well.

that sounds like a pain to have to clean up :/

 

[Scarim Coral]

The only time I hate having a sandwich is getting the meatball in Subway. It's messy to unwrap (you're guarantee to get the tomato sauce on your fingers) and the meatball always slip out when you take a bite into it!

 

[SirDerpy]

Well, there's Five Guys.

The catastrophe that they call a burger there, they might as well just serve it as a dish on a plate, since I can't seem to take even a bite of those things before they just explode into my face/hands/wrapper/table.

 

[Prime_Hunter_H01]

Jimmy Johns sandwiches.
Their bread is good but the outer part the "skin" of the bread is very tough and a sandwich with condiments likes to squeeze out of the other end like you are biting on a tube of toothpaste.

 

[Veldel]

Well, there's Five Guys.

The catastrophe that they call a burger there, they might as well just serve it as a dish on a plate, since I can't seem to take even a bite of those things before they just explode into my face/hands/wrapper/table.

I tryed 5 guys before not really a fan.

Jimmy Johns sandwiches.
Their bread is good but the outer part the "skin" of the bread is very tough and a sandwich with condiments likes to squeeze out of the other end like you are biting on a tube of toothpaste.

I have had them twice so far there decent but I agree on the bread skin


My friend once got a hotdog from a movie theater and considering its price we where shocked at how small it was. It was like a 1$ pack of hotdogs. I hate how bullshit theaters are with food price gouging. Anyone who sneaks food into the place I have no problems with you.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You guys certainly know that feeling when you go for a big bite of Pizza and all you get is toppings coming off all at once.

Friggen food man, how does it work?

 

[Keoul]

Yeah it happens all the time.
Recently I've tried cutting my sandwich in half diagonally, and its worked quite well so far since I just bite off the corners and just finish the last bit in one go. Does make me feel a bit like a kid though.

 

[Veldel]

You guys certainly know that feeling when you go for a big bite of Pizza and all you get is toppings coming off all at once.

Friggen food man, how does it work?

That is basically the adult version of a kid droping a icecream cone.

I heard that saying from a diffrent forum I use xD

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

All the fucking time! My parents have this shitty posh cutlery that's ridiculously unbalanced, so if you rest your knife and fork on your plate you're risking having your food catapulted over yourself.

Also, sandwiches. Can a man not make a towering sub and not have it fall all over himself?

 

[Artina89]

For whatever reason, whenever I have soup I tend to end up wearing it on my shirt as opposed to eating it. I am fine with other foods, such as cereal or beans, but it comes to soup and my body seems to want to reject it for some reason. I have never had a problem with sandwiches as I don't really like anything runny in between two slices of bread, I can just imagine it ending in tears.

 

[Randoman01]

I don't think I have really spilled my food. But I do sometimes have my food slide off my plate and fall to the ground.

 

[sageoftruth]

Well, there's Five Guys.

The catastrophe that they call a burger there, they might as well just serve it as a dish on a plate, since I can't seem to take even a bite of those things before they just explode into my face/hands/wrapper/table.

Yeah. I get mine with mayonnaise, raw onions, and BBQ sauce. Eating them really is an art. Despite my best efforts, half the sauces always ends up on the wrapper by the time I'm done. Still totally worth it though, calories aside.

 

[sageoftruth]

Wraps and burritos are another one for me. Actually, wraps, burritos and tacos. If I have to eat them with my hands, something always gets spilled. It's really a gamble when ordering them, since it's up to the employee to not stuff it so full that it comes apart after the first bite.

 

[sageoftruth]

You guys certainly know that feeling when you go for a big bite of Pizza and all you get is toppings coming off all at once.

Friggen food man, how does it work?

That is basically the adult version of a kid droping a icecream cone.

I heard that saying from a diffrent forum I use xD

This is why I eat my pizza with a knife and fork.

 

[Veldel]

You guys certainly know that feeling when you go for a big bite of Pizza and all you get is toppings coming off all at once.

Friggen food man, how does it work?

That is basically the adult version of a kid droping a icecream cone.

I heard that saying from a diffrent forum I use xD

This is why I eat my pizza with a knife and fork.

I tried it a few times but its just not as fun to eat it like that.

 

[Macsen Wledig]

You know what it means when toast lands topping side down?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZo2oz97Ijg

 

[Risingblade]

You might need to relearn how to eat an egg sandwich.