my last review was posted one the wrong section, and it might had been seen as a rant, but i assure you i was seriously reviewing it i just finished watching the zero punctuation review and i was a little annoyed that no reviews I've seen, were done by competent reviewers, okay no rants about other idiots. sonic unleashed is a game about sonic, no fucking shit he gets turned into a werehog because of some shit doctor robtnick did people whine about the werehog saying it rips off from god of war maybe it dose do that mean you don't like the werehog because it plays like god of war man you must not like god of war then (though I've never played it so i should shut up) any ways the sonic stages are fast i heard one reviewer said it was so fast that you couldn't press the boost button without falling into a pit, or dying obliviously this guy sucks because it was easy on most stages, there's something in this game I've wanted but couldn't find in all other sonic games a challenge not only is this hard eggman land will kick you in the nuts so hard you'll have to piss out your mouth well unless you've played it like 500 times like me the only sonic game that i know that's genuinely hard the story's alright chip i like he's kind fo funny i don't find him annoying in the slightest maybe its just me and these guys http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0w1UWzSjuQ well i give sonic unleashed i 9/10 rally good kicks ass werehogs alright not as bad as people make it out to be
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I dunno, but I like how he posts it in the wrong section, then posts it again, but slightly more incoherant. That's impressive.Vhite said:
Ok, a few things:
1) Punctuation. Proper Punctuation. You need to separate your sentences. I could barely comprehend what I was reading.
2) Paragraphs. This block of text is pretty hard to follow.
3) Details. Your 'review' isn't really a review. This is something someone would say about the game while walking to the bus. It's an opinion. And while reviews are, basically, the opinion of the reviewer, the difference lies in the details: What makes it fun? Tell me about the story! You said it was 'good'. What makes it good? What makes 'Chip' an enjoyable character to you? Where did this 9/10 come from?
Seriously: So much work needs to be done here.
I appreciate the effort, but this really needs work.
1) Punctuation. Proper Punctuation. You need to separate your sentences. I could barely comprehend what I was reading.
2) Paragraphs. This block of text is pretty hard to follow.
3) Details. Your 'review' isn't really a review. This is something someone would say about the game while walking to the bus. It's an opinion. And while reviews are, basically, the opinion of the reviewer, the difference lies in the details: What makes it fun? Tell me about the story! You said it was 'good'. What makes it good? What makes 'Chip' an enjoyable character to you? Where did this 9/10 come from?
Seriously: So much work needs to be done here.
I appreciate the effort, but this really needs work.
1. Use punctuation.
2. Ever heard of metacritic? It's pretty much a site that takes all the scores and averages them. On metacritic it got between 54 and 66 dependent on console. I can't imagine that every single one of those people are wrong just because you think so.
3. You might wanna put an effort into making yourself appear a bit more intelligent. Use proper grammar and don't make walls of text.
2. Ever heard of metacritic? It's pretty much a site that takes all the scores and averages them. On metacritic it got between 54 and 66 dependent on console. I can't imagine that every single one of those people are wrong just because you think so.
3. You might wanna put an effort into making yourself appear a bit more intelligent. Use proper grammar and don't make walls of text.
No, you're wrong. It sucks because it's Sonic the Hedgehog. It doesn't matter if he turns into a werehog, Bruce Lee or Little Oral Annie, it would suck just because it's a Sonic game (and well, Little Oral Annie, but I'm probably going above your "head" there).
Just face it, it's a bad character in a bad game and your rants are doing nothing more than proving that the IQ of those who like furry things is lower than that of larva.
Just face it, it's a bad character in a bad game and your rants are doing nothing more than proving that the IQ of those who like furry things is lower than that of larva.
Chronobreak Edit: I am going to try to make this review more concise/coherent. I mean no offense to the original poster, but please, try to follow the reviewing guidelines and add more content, more well thought out opinions and better grammar and spelling.
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My last review was posted in the wrong section, and it may have been seen as a rant, but I assure you I was seriously reviewing it. I just finished watching the "Zero Punctuation" review, and I was a little annoyed that none of the reviews I'd seen were done by competent reviewers, but no rants about those other idiots.
Sonic Unleashed is a game about Sonic (no fucking shit) where he gets turned into a "werehog" because of some shit Doctor Robotnik did. People whine about the werehog saying it rips off God of War (which maybe it does) but that would extrapolate to you not enjoying God of War (which I have never played so my opinion is moot).
Anyways, the Sonic stages are fast- I heard one reviewer say it was so fast that you couldn't press the boost button without falling into a pit or dying! Obviously this guy sucks because it was easy on most stages. There's something in this game I've wanted but couldn't find in all other sonic games- a challenge. Not only is this hard, Eggman Land will kick you in the nuts so hard you'll have to piss out your mouth unless you've played it 500 times like me.
This is the only Sonic game I know that's genuinely hard. The story is alright. Well, I give Sonic Unleashed a 9/10; really good, kicks ass, werehogs were alright, amd it is not as bad as people make it out to be.
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Now, I know I'm not perfect either, but I wanted to lend a hand to make it a bit more tidy in here. Also, I haven't been coming by as much, so what the hell.
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My last review was posted in the wrong section, and it may have been seen as a rant, but I assure you I was seriously reviewing it. I just finished watching the "Zero Punctuation" review, and I was a little annoyed that none of the reviews I'd seen were done by competent reviewers, but no rants about those other idiots.
Sonic Unleashed is a game about Sonic (no fucking shit) where he gets turned into a "werehog" because of some shit Doctor Robotnik did. People whine about the werehog saying it rips off God of War (which maybe it does) but that would extrapolate to you not enjoying God of War (which I have never played so my opinion is moot).
Anyways, the Sonic stages are fast- I heard one reviewer say it was so fast that you couldn't press the boost button without falling into a pit or dying! Obviously this guy sucks because it was easy on most stages. There's something in this game I've wanted but couldn't find in all other sonic games- a challenge. Not only is this hard, Eggman Land will kick you in the nuts so hard you'll have to piss out your mouth unless you've played it 500 times like me.
This is the only Sonic game I know that's genuinely hard. The story is alright. Well, I give Sonic Unleashed a 9/10; really good, kicks ass, werehogs were alright, amd it is not as bad as people make it out to be.
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Now, I know I'm not perfect either, but I wanted to lend a hand to make it a bit more tidy in here. Also, I haven't been coming by as much, so what the hell.
okay i really suck at punctuation. i had to use spell check to spell like half of the words in my first post, but i usually don't put any punctuation into my posts, at all but i hate zero punctuation. the reviewer i mean, i mean to say is chip can be funny at times i can't remember any specific cut scenes but in the 360 version he only says stuff in the first level, and his voice isn't that annoying. I'm in grade 11 but i skipped basically all my english work and i got kick out of english class the first time i even went there, so I'm in the slow peoples class its just i'm a big sonic fanboy i even played 06, (but i didn't hear the bad things about it because i rented it when it first came out, and never went online searching for reviews, because i mostly play mabinogi online) so anyways the werehog can be fun sometimes, the sonic sections are really fun i had a blast trying them and most of you who hate this game probably never played it so watch this commentary/playthough to get a better understanding of the game. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0w1UWzSjuQ off to play mabinogi heroes or some unpronounceable V word i can't spell it
its just i keep hearing these things about the game and i think its bull crap. most of the things are its bad because it's a sonic game, i mean they only say that after 06. s
Shadow was a good game, i enjoyed it alot its sonic crossed with gta whats not to like also the vehicle's control like shit but I just like the idea of shadow riding a motor cycle shooting shit up.
heros wasn't bad i enjoyed that game it was fast, and had alright platforming, playing through the same levels 4 times was annoying though.
sa2 was alright the knuckles and tails/rouge and robtnick levels pissed me off, but the sonic/shadow levels kicked ass, plus it had one of te greatest storys ever, for a kids game it had a pretty mature story, and the writing was good.
sa1 was fun as hell it, was on par with mario 64 in 3D transitions, what i mean is the transition from 2D too 3D went smoothly.
it's after 06 that everyone was bitching about sonic games, i don't think his characters bad, i like it, and I just don't like it that all the reviews are to harsh, like someone saying a mario game sucks even though its pretty good, god forbid he has a bad game but anyway its just annoying. since I don't have a camera or a mic or video skills i can't make a video review and post it on youtube but I just wanted to put in my two cents.
Shadow was a good game, i enjoyed it alot its sonic crossed with gta whats not to like also the vehicle's control like shit but I just like the idea of shadow riding a motor cycle shooting shit up.
heros wasn't bad i enjoyed that game it was fast, and had alright platforming, playing through the same levels 4 times was annoying though.
sa2 was alright the knuckles and tails/rouge and robtnick levels pissed me off, but the sonic/shadow levels kicked ass, plus it had one of te greatest storys ever, for a kids game it had a pretty mature story, and the writing was good.
sa1 was fun as hell it, was on par with mario 64 in 3D transitions, what i mean is the transition from 2D too 3D went smoothly.
it's after 06 that everyone was bitching about sonic games, i don't think his characters bad, i like it, and I just don't like it that all the reviews are to harsh, like someone saying a mario game sucks even though its pretty good, god forbid he has a bad game but anyway its just annoying. since I don't have a camera or a mic or video skills i can't make a video review and post it on youtube but I just wanted to put in my two cents.