Ooh! Ooh! I got one! "Date-raping Cancer."
Think about it.
Your buddy Eddie is arrested for date-raping Cancer, goes to court and the jury is half made up of people and the other half are diseases like tuberculosis, polio, etc. and the judge says tells the jury that he is accused of date-rape, and the jury is torn because yeah, Cancer killed a lot of people but Eddie shouldn't have date-raped, etc.
THAT can be funny.
Think about it.
Think about it.
Your buddy Eddie is arrested for date-raping Cancer, goes to court and the jury is half made up of people and the other half are diseases like tuberculosis, polio, etc. and the judge says tells the jury that he is accused of date-rape, and the jury is torn because yeah, Cancer killed a lot of people but Eddie shouldn't have date-raped, etc.
THAT can be funny.
Think about it.