Poll: Star Signs

[theCMNDER]

Taurus.

 

[InProgress]

Why are sparkly vampires more heartless than ordinary ones?

They aren't, they just suck more.

But we're getting close to the borders.

No, I was being sarcastic - we are absurdly off topic, and have been for a while now. Join us!

I hate not being able to hear slight differences in tone. Damn you text! Thanks for the invite, Max. Don't mind if I do.

 

[Andalusa]

I'm trying to come up with something witty, but I'm just surprised anyone agreed with that statement.

Oh no! I broke Max!

Spoiler: A remedy that never fails

 

[Ignignoct]

J/k bros, walk with Christ.

But I'm tired. Can't he jack us a car or something?

Christ doesn't jack anything.

That's a sin.

And don't think he isn't watching you right-- NOW! (0_0)

 

[Fairee]

Why are sparkly vampires more heartless than ordinary ones?

They aren't, they just suck more.

Woohoo, I suck! Wait a minute . . . . ARE YOU INSULTING ME MAXI?

 

[Fairee]

Why are sparkly vampires more heartless than ordinary ones?

They aren't, they just suck more.

Woohoo, I suck! Wait a minute . . . . ARE YOU INSULTING ME MAXI?

'Course not!
Also, don't exclaim that too loudly.
Just sayin'...

I WILL EXCLAIM WHATEVER I WANT AS LOUDLY AS I WANT TO.

SO GET YOUR HAND OFF MY BOTTOM, MAXI. I'M NOT A CRADLE SNATCHER.

 

[Andalusa]

Oh no! I broke Max!

Spoiler: A remedy that never fails

D'aaawwwwwwwwww. They're so cute! I want ten.

You can't have ten. Even I don't have ten.
Just copy and paste the picture five times and you're sorted.

 

[Clashero]

My chinese zodiac sign fits me a lot more than this zodiac.

Same here. Ludovica Squirru's horoscope for the metal goat for this year is spot-on perfect.

This reminds of a post on Yahtzee's blog, fullyramblomatic, where you took the day you were born, substract nine months and see what was happening at the time. Supposedly it would give you an idea of what got your parents off. It was rather amusing. Apparently, the death of Ragnar Granit, Finnish neuroscientist was a remarkably happy moment for my parents.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Gemini.

 

[Fairee]

I WILL EXCLAIM WHATEVER I WANT AS LOUDLY AS I WANT TO.

SO GET YOUR HAND OFF MY BOTTOM, MAXI. I'M NOT A CRADLE SNATCHER.

And I'm not into older ladies, so stop spreading lies.
And stop calling me Maxi!

We all know you are into older women. Stop hiding your feelings, I know you dig me

And, alright. I'll stop calling you Maxi, babe.

 

[Nivag the Owl]

Aries! The only cool one

 

[LockHeart]

Taurus, born in the year of the horse. Bit of a horrific cow-beast hybrid there...

 

[Andalusa]

You can't have ten. Even I don't have ten.
Just copy and paste the picture five times and you're sorted.

I didn't ask for excuses, I asked for results.

If you want to keep your position as Minister of Kittenly Duties, you'd best find me some kittens.

But where will I get ten of them from?
Hang on,

Spoiler: 10, I counted them myself

 

[Tech Team FTW!]

We all know you are into older women. Stop hiding your feelings, I know you dig me

And, alright. I'll stop calling you Maxi, babe.

I am into younger ladies, actually. One in particular (whom none of you know, thankfully.)
And that isn't much better.

You can't have ten. Even I don't have ten.
Just copy and paste the picture five times and you're sorted.

I didn't ask for excuses, I asked for results.

If you want to keep your position as Minister of Kittenly Duties, you'd best find me some kittens.

But where will I get ten of them from?
Hang on,

Spoiler: 10, I counted them myself

See? I knew you could do it! We'll stay the execution...
For now.

I wouldn't be so hasty...
I only counted nine kittens.
Edit: Wait, sorry, my browser cut half of one off. I count nine and a half kittens.

 

[Andalusa]

But where will I get ten of them from?
Hang on,

Spoiler: 10, I counted them myself

See? I knew you could do it! We'll stay the execution...
For now.

Yay.

 

[Vern]

I'm a Scorpio, in China I'd be an Ox.

 

[randomID]

virgo. *shrugs*

 

[Zildjin81]

What we call Scorpio is actually officially known as Scorpius.

 

[Tech Team FTW!]

What we call Scorpio is actually officially known as Scorpius.

Who is the Oficial Authority on starsigns?

 

[InProgress]

We all know you are into older women. Stop hiding your feelings, I know you dig me

And, alright. I'll stop calling you Maxi, babe.

I am into younger ladies, actually. One in particular (whom none of you know, thankfully.)
And that isn't much better.

You can't have ten. Even I don't have ten.
Just copy and paste the picture five times and you're sorted.

I didn't ask for excuses, I asked for results.

If you want to keep your position as Minister of Kittenly Duties, you'd best find me some kittens.

But where will I get ten of them from?
Hang on,

Spoiler: 10, I counted them myself

See? I knew you could do it! We'll stay the execution...
For now.

What? That's all? And I had popcorn to see this "fight" end. Also, my money's on Geek@Heart on winning this as I don't want to be on her bad side. Never underestimate a master at baby-talk..*shrugs*